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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab did wonders for her. She told her mom that she now sees that she was headed on the road to ruin and she has decided to act her age instead of her shoe size as they say...

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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

LOS ANGELES - Former boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has announced that he will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The boxer who won world titles in six different weight classes told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

MARINA DEL REY - Lindsay Lohan has made it known in the past that out of all of the bars and lounges she has been in her very favorite one is The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey. Lindsay has been going there for the past three years and she ha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Out of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Out of Rehab

LOS ANGELES - The staff and patients at The Cliffside Manor Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles were thrilled to see Lindsay "The Whiner" Lohan finally leave the facility. Lohan had originally been placed at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Conjugal Visit Bad

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Conjugal Visit Bad

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan says that she is so bored with her rehab stay that she actually spends a lot of time counting her freckles. She still needs about another 30 days to go before she is discharged from the rehab clinic. According to Mac...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan still has a little over four more weeks in rehab before she is released. An unnamed source stated that when Lohan is released she will have to be released under the supervision and guardianship of an adult. Her mothe...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

LOS ANGELES - One of Lindsay Lohan's fellow rehab clinic patients has just stated that she really fears for the health of the freckle-faced actress. The patient who spoke on grounds of anonymity told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Vodka Vermicelli that Lin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...

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Funny story: A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

A List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars

It is no secret that Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan loves to take a drink every now and then, and now and then, and now and then. Lohan has been referred to as a celebrity camel who has a propensity for consuming alcohol that is pretty much unrivaled in the land of broken bright light dreams known as Tinsel Town. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo recently sat down with the freckle-face...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

Lindsay Lohan Admits That There Is Only One Person Who Can Straighten Her Out

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan (#73013) is not the most popular resident at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but she is certainly the most boisterous. Rehab clinic nurse Cadenza Costapino told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chr...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...

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