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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

MCINTYRE, Georgia - Filming on the popular hit TLC cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was interrupted after a swarm of zombie bees showed up at the Shannon-Thompson household backyard picnic. June "Mama" Shannon, 32, and her live-in partner Mike...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon. Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe t...

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Funny story: "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Beats Out The Republican National Convention

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Beats Out The Republican National Convention

LOS ANGELES - The TLC Network is as happy as a ostrich in soft dirt after their hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out every one of the four major networks plus CNN which was showing the Republican National Convention. The reality show...

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Funny story: French Restaurant Surrenders to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak

French Restaurant Surrenders to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak

The East Dublin, Georgia French restaurant, La Mort Escargot, has announced its official surrender to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak that resides 'a ways down yonder road'. East Dublin, Georgia is famously known as the city that holds the Summer Redn...

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Funny story: Rare Outbreak of Raccoon Alcoholism in Rural Missouri

Rare Outbreak of Raccoon Alcoholism in Rural Missouri

PUXICO, MO- Last weekend a Puxico resident noticed peculiar behavior among some of the furry critters that live on his farm. The raccoons were displaying signs of increased aggression, momentary fatigue, and a lack of hygiene. The local wildlife serv...

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Funny story: Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Let this document stand as a statement of intent by the Wisconsin Underground Saboteur Society For The Insurrection And Eventual Setting Free Of The UP (W.U.S.S.I.E.S.) to liberate the so named Upper Peninsula from years of subjugation by the repressive forces of the state of Michigan. The writers of this manifesto would like to make clear to all concerned that the Upper Peninsula was seized f...

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Funny story: One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

The redneck one-star bandit who has been tormenting Spoof writers has been caught and the pointer finger on his right had has been amputated to prevent him from ever harassing hard working, somewhat decent Spoof writers from ever again having their m...

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Funny story: Kinky Friedman Reveals Story Behind Song Lyrics

Kinky Friedman Reveals Story Behind Song Lyrics

Kinky Friedman has finally given the inspiration behind his hit single "Asshole From El Paso." Friedman, who ran unsuccessfully for Governor of the Lone Star State, said that "I guess everyone knows that my song is a take off on I'm Proud to Be and Okie From Muskogee. Well, I really did know an Asshole From El Paso, and I thought that I would be like Weird Al Yankovic and change around the lyr...

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Funny story: A Third Helping of Wit and Wisdom From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

A Third Helping of Wit and Wisdom From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

In my other "wit and wisdom" collections, I tried to group things by type and theme. I'm just a plain old lazy ass now and probably ain't gonna organize this (unless the wife bitches at me about it or sumthin'). Yeah, I'm now so old that I've reached the age where I fart dust. I used to post these thoughts as snippets, but Mark (the owner of this here website) tells me that they don't count a...

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Funny story: More Wit, Wisdom, and Ideas To Live By From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

More Wit, Wisdom, and Ideas To Live By From Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

I got lots of people tellin' me that they like my philosophies of life. Hell, it ain't no damn philosopy, it's the way things are, or at least should be! Anyhow, here's some more of my ways of thinking and ideas and questions and such. I don't care if it ain't politically correct or if it pisses some folks of at MSNBC or CNN or on the Ellen Degenerate show. It's how I think and what I feel.

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Funny story: New Local Business To Add New Services To Community

New Local Business To Add New Services To Community

Maybelle Buford, owner of Maybelle's Auto Body Front End and Paint and Bikini Wax, told representatives of the Chamber of Commerce that her brother is opening a new business in town. Ed Earl Simmons will open Simmons Western Wear, Hair, and Tanning...

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Funny story: Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck

Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck

Yes DOUBLE DENIM is the latest from the World of Fashion. Well, this new fashion should be easy for us ALL to 'get with' - even the guys from 'Deliverance' - well, by that I mean, the guys who the movie was 'based on'. Rednecks won't have a problem keeping up with this fashion. They always wear denim overalls and denim boxers. For the rest of us: Go out and buy denim if you want to be n...

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Funny story: Obama Makes NASCAR Illegal by Stroking Off an Executive Order

Obama Makes NASCAR Illegal by Stroking Off an Executive Order

DAYTONA BITCH, FL (ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama has declared NASCAR racing to be an "illegal assembly of frigging rednecks," as well a a "huge waste of fucking time and gasoline, and rubber," with one stroke of his mighty penIs he serious? "I...

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Funny story: Country music to be licenced

Country music to be licenced

In a frightening development the US Govt has announced that anyone who wishes to purchase country music , either from shops or by download , must now be licenced . It will not be enough to prove you are a drunken, denim wearing, pickup driving fuc...

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Funny story: Tomb of the Unknown Redneck Opened

Tomb of the Unknown Redneck Opened

Donkeyspank, AL - State officials in Alabama and over 10,000 inebriated citizens gathered in Donkeyspank, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker. The monument commemorates an anonymous r...

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Funny story: Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook

Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...

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Funny story: Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism (100 Ideas, Plans, and Suggestions)

Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism (100 Ideas, Plans, and Suggestions)

The State of Arkansas recently announced plans to spend millions on projects involving education, construction, and social work to help "clean up" the state for tourism. This is partially being done so that the state can follow the current administrations motto of "Change" (even though most folks in the state think that change is what you got in your pocket to use in the soda machine to get a c...

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