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Funny story: A Plague on Fenway Park

A Plague on Fenway Park

If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match. The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...

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Funny story: Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Surprise of all surprises, the Houston Colt .45s have come to Boston in April. We thought interleague play began later in the season. To our shock, we learned that the Houston team is now in the American League, having been drummed out of the Nati...

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Funny story: Alfredo Aceves Hits the Showers Like Norman Bates

Alfredo Aceves Hits the Showers Like Norman Bates

Alfredo Aceves received a vote of confidence in spring training from the Red Sox. They could have dumped his sorry carcass back in a Florida swamp and left him with marshmallows to feed the gators. No, the Red Sox brought him along, a remnant of t...

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Funny story: David Ortiz Comes Across as Salty of the Earthy

David Ortiz Comes Across as Salty of the Earthy

With children and dignitaries sitting in attendance, the Red Sox allowed superstar David Ortiz to take the microphone to express his patriotism. A naturalized citizen from the Dominican Republic, Ortiz has become more American than apple pie or Mi...

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Funny story: Sox Star David Ortiz Felled By Mysterious Illness

Sox Star David Ortiz Felled By Mysterious Illness

Red Sox Manager John Farrell has joined the medical community of Sox managers who make a diagnosis. If you recall, Terry Francona famously declared that his ace pitcher Josh Beckett suffered from the slings and arrows of "intestinal turmoil." T...

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Funny story: Red Sox Come Up Short at the Stopper Position

Red Sox Come Up Short at the Stopper Position

The Red Sox plan to send Jose Iglesias back to the minor leagues. Having the highest batting average on the team and instrumental in helping win the majority of early week games, Iglesias must feel like one of the boat people, sailing back to Pawt...

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Funny story: Red Sox Ferret Out the Real Players

Red Sox Ferret Out the Real Players

In Argentina recently a man purchased what he presumed to be two French poodles, but they were in fact ferrets on steroids with their hair teased into a poodle cut. Medical tests burst his doggy bubble. In Boston this week fans are buying the n...

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Funny story: John Farrell: Public Enemy #1 in Toronto

John Farrell: Public Enemy #1 in Toronto

During the off-season of MLB, Blue Jays manager was traded to the Red Sox for Mike Aviles. You'd think they would be happy to rid of a less than .500 manager in Canada where skating on thin ice is a way of life. Instead, the crowd at the game o...

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Funny story: Dudley Do-Right Ties the Toronto Blue Jays to the Tracks

Dudley Do-Right Ties the Toronto Blue Jays to the Tracks

Red Sox manager John Farrell returned to Toronto where he managed a team replete with injuries and no stars for a couple of years. Toronto media is ready to cast him as their villain, as Farrell noted. It is a far cry for Dudley Do-Right of the M...

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Funny story: Mix and Match Red Sox and Celtics: You Can't Tell Them Apart

Mix and Match Red Sox and Celtics: You Can't Tell Them Apart

BOSTON-- We were struck on the first game of the season for the Red Sox that they could easily change roles with counterparts on the Boston Celtics. Obviously we have been drawing parallels between Rajon Rondo and Jacoby Ellsbury for years. This...

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Funny story: First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

First Pitch Down the Pike Over the Dish

If it's April Fool's Day, then it must be the start of another Red Sox season. Better for them, they are playing the hapless pinstripe Bronx team. They are no longer Bombers, but more like peashooters. When you want to feel better, Red So fans, yo...

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Funny story: "I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

"I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees. Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...

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Funny story: John Lackey Changes His Red Sox, His Body & His Soul

John Lackey Changes His Red Sox, His Body & His Soul

FENWAY PARK SOUTH: John Lackey of the Red Sox didn't pitch last year, and the last lingering memory of the injured hurler was that of dipping his hand into a bucket of fried chicken with the rest of the staff in 2011. He returned this spring train...

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Funny story: The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

NEW YORK CITY - After months of going back and forth in the court of sports law, a New York judge has finally ruled that the sports phrase Baseball's Evil Empire, which is used to describe the Bronx Bombers belongs exclusively to the New York Yankees...

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Funny story: Alfredo Aceves Appears on Game Show 'What's My Line?'

Alfredo Aceves Appears on Game Show 'What's My Line?'

The more things change, the more the Sox remain unchanged. Case in point: Alfredo Aceves has once again upset the apple cart of the Red Sox training camp where peace and harmony imitate Woodstock Nation for Red Sox Nation. With everything swe...

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Funny story: Red Sox To Play at Downton Abbey

Red Sox To Play at Downton Abbey

King John Henry VIII, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, has talked now about moving the franchise to England to play at a new venue. Now that the third season of Downton Abbey is in the can, and most of the cast has been eliminated in a tawdr...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow to sign for the Red Sox

Tim Tebow to sign for the Red Sox

New York Jets flop quarterback Tim Tebow is to switch sports and try his hand at Pitching for the Boston Red Sox. The Red Sox have faced years of mediocre pitching from disasters like Daisuke Matsuzaka to a bullpen that last season gave up more r...

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