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Funny story: Government Law to Recycle Graves

Government Law to Recycle Graves

The shortage of land for cemeteries has become so acute the Government has now passed a law which allows councils to clear out the bones from any grave where the person was buried over 100 years ago and re-use it. Anyone buried in a re-cycled grave w...

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Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...

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Funny story: The Plastiki gets towed to safety on maiden voyage.

The Plastiki gets towed to safety on maiden voyage.

"The Plastiki boat, which was fashioned out of 12,500 plastic water bottles, has been forced to call for a tow to shore during the last stage of its 7,500 nautical mile journey from San Francisco to Sydney." The problem started when one of the cre...

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Funny story: Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...

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Funny story: Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

University physicists in Liverpool have synthesised a new superheavy element with the atomic number one hundred and seventeen, and named it after local celebrity hero and psychic Derek Acorah. Acorahium, as it will be known once ratified by the In...

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Funny story: Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

HOLLYWOOD - Pass the pipe, and pull the plug, cause it's reinvent the wheel time in Hollywood yet again. Which means, of course, that any optimistic thoughts that something new and reasonably original might soon be coming to the nearest multi-plex, should, for the next little few, be properly stowed. Or, at the very least, temporarily put in turnaround, until further notice. In other words,...

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Funny story: Spoof Authors Urged to Recycle & Save The Planet

Spoof Authors Urged to Recycle & Save The Planet

Following a landmark Supreme Court ruling, the APA (Anecdotal Protection Agency) has declared that satire is a literary pollutant, and will introduce satirical quotas for all authors and large publishers. The presenter of the popular satirical tel...

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Funny story: Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

A joke recycling company based in Goole have posted record profits following a dramatic upturn in business fuelled by requests from contributors to satirical websites such as theSpoof.com for new angles on old jokes. Managing Director, Squeaky Nut...

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Funny story: Spamcycling

Spamcycling

For years we've just thrown it away. But have you ever stopped to think what harm discarded Spam emails could be doing to the environment? Well a new initiative by the government has decided to address the problem. They claim that with 95% of e-...

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Funny story: Miracle Crap-Mangler turns Zoo Poo to Compost

Miracle Crap-Mangler turns Zoo Poo to Compost

A Smegmashire zoo has invested in manufacturing a recycling breakthrough £150,000 methane-fired Hotrot shit-flinging machine to turn the mountain of manure produced by its animals on a daily basis into an exotic blend of veggie patch friendly compost...

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Funny story: Crack Recycling Programme for London

Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...

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Funny story: Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...

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Funny story: Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

Disabled Tortoise Saved from Rubbish Tip

A 30-year-old disabled tortoise (ingrown toenails and harelip) unwittingly sent to a landfill site with its owner's rubbish, has been found alive. Sheldrake, a greater-crested Galapagos tortoise, owned by Gladys Hawksbill of Margate in Kent, clim...

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Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...

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Funny story: Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

London Mayor Ken Lovingbone outlined plans yesterday for an expansion of the current recycling arrangements over all London.

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Funny story: Grannie Left On Tip - "Cannot be recycled" Say Council

Grannie Left On Tip - "Cannot be recycled" Say Council

Delhi - A 109-year-old woman was today found on a rubbish tip, where she had been discarded by her family. She was described as being in good health, but rather disgruntled at her ejection from the family home.

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Funny story: Dead bodies to be recycled

Dead bodies to be recycled

Along with the mounting concern over landfill sites rapidly running out of space comes a new worry that the same thing is happening to Britain's graveyards. Even though over 50% of the population choose to be cremated after death, approximately 3...

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