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Funny story: Digester's Reader: Granny's Lost Recipe Book

Digester's Reader: Granny's Lost Recipe Book

It had been left to collect dust in the attic since 1977, when Grandma Hortense passed away at age 98.6 from hyper-acute acne. And it probably would have remained there had not a family of rodents set up housekeeping in the old box next to it and began carrying out commando raids on the kitchen cupboard. In desperation, we had initially brought in some help in the form of a gang of feral, merce...

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Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...

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Funny story: Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...

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Funny story: The best recipe for cheese on toast

The best recipe for cheese on toast

Now, The best way to make cheese on toast is this.

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Funny story: Plug N Play People - A Recipe For Success

Plug N Play People - A Recipe For Success

The world rejoiced today as the scientific community reached in unison an epoch defining moment and paved the way for a glorious new chapter in the continuing evolution of mankind.

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Funny story: Cicada Slurpee Recipe

Cicada Slurpee Recipe

Catch one quart of cicadas * with large net. In a blender, mix cicadas with:...

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Funny story: Bev's Bevvies belay bellies

Bev's Bevvies belay bellies

Publican, Beverly Basket, has re-discovered an ancient Egyptian recipe originally used during the mummification process, but now prefers it as an additive in her ale. The formula is still top secret, but, as Bev explained, it's not as scary as it...

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