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Funny story: T. Blair and the Witch Project

T. Blair and the Witch Project

With Tony Blair taking the stand in the Leveson enquiry on Monday morning, many people are expecting him to be questioned about Rebekah Brooks. Tabloid headline writers are sharpening their pencils in a euphemistic way at the prospect of what he migh...

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Funny story: Palmists study Rebekah Brooks' dabs

Palmists study Rebekah Brooks' dabs

London - Forensic chiromancists at the Met's digital fingerprinting division studying the Rebekah Brooks file have issued a statement about her simian crease. "It's a classic indicator of a non-fraternal twin," Professor Sir Moriarty Monkfish comm...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

More bad news emerged last night for former News of The World and Sun editor Rebekah Brooks when it was leaked that the BBC are to take out a civil prosecution for the attack on her ex-hubby Ross Kemp, who played the actor Grant Mitchell in the flags...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks "No Witch" Says Expert

Rebekah Brooks "No Witch" Says Expert

A leading witchcraft expert has urged that it's pointless to make former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks the victim of a witch-hunt. Mrs Brooks was charged with conspiracy to pervert the course of justice yesterday in the News Internationa...

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Funny story: Wiccans distance themselves from Rebekah Brooks amid 'witch hunt' jibe

Wiccans distance themselves from Rebekah Brooks amid 'witch hunt' jibe

London - The World Council of Witchcraft said today a Salem-style witch hunt of the ex-NewsCorpse CEO was damaging their reputation as bona fide hags. The accusation comes from Charlie Brooks as he and his wife are charged with perversion of justi...

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Funny story: Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

London - The planet of love and luck stands motionless on Tuesday, shagged out in Gemini, sign of the twins. Its stationary transit sees the ex-NewsCorpse diva face the cold steel of handcuffs as CPS lawyers decide if she's perverted, er, the cour...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks had face time with Barack Obama

Rebekah Brooks had face time with Barack Obama

London - The flame-tressed diva and the Senator from Illinois met in secret in July 2008 during a presidential campaign to woo the nuts off some power hungry Brits. Their rendezvous at Blakes Hotel bar in Roland Gardens, South Kensington was recor...

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Funny story: X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

Texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks establish their love for each other. With many X's their love life blossomed with texts at a rate of 12 a day. It is not thought that the Xs represented sexual congress. But they did show more than a...

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Funny story: Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Skull 'N' Bones crop circle sprouts on Rebekah Brooks' lawn

Chipping Norton - The symbol of Yale University's darkest arts and crafts society has reared its shadowy face outside Rebekah Brooks' Oxfordshire mansion. The cultish secret club has served as foreign conflict tool for President George Bush Senior...

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Funny story: Tory Co-Treasurer Peter Crud-Arse in 30 pieces of silver NewsCorpse plot

Tory Co-Treasurer Peter Crud-Arse in 30 pieces of silver NewsCorpse plot

London - The Tory Party co-treasurer and Prince's Truss 'Enterprise Fellow' has been outed in a prime monsterial arse-pimping scam. A weekend broadsheet videoed Peter Crud-Arse saying a £250,000 donation would get you intimate side-saddle time wit...

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Funny story: NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

NewsCorpse behind 'royalty fees' to WMD dodgy dossier creative writing team

London - The thorny problem of discretely doshing up helpful sources inclined to parrot a Government war agenda was made a helluva lot clearer today. Apparently some slithery - er...dithery! - MoD top brass became convinced of the existence of Sad...

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Funny story: Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

London - Backbenchers have made a formal complaint that Commons-issue extra strong fresh breath mints are failing miserably to do what it says on the packet. This morning at Westmonster Hall the PM was seen sucking** on something a bit more potent...

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Funny story: Queen loses a right royal packet backing three-legged no hoper in Queen Mother Champion Chase

Queen loses a right royal packet backing three-legged no hoper in Queen Mother Champion Chase

Cheltenham, Gloucs - Deprived of insider betting tips from jump racing's tipping grand masters Charlie and Rebekah Brooks the Queen went with her gut feeling this afternoon to back 20/1 no hoper Wishful Thonking. Witnesses say HM blithely placed a...

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Funny story: Rebekah & Charlie for Cameron

Rebekah & Charlie for Cameron

David Cameron has the full support of Rebekah and Charlie Brooks, following their questioning concerning allegations of perverting the Prime Minister. 'We can definitely affirm' they announced in a joint statement, released today by Andy Coulson '...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

Rebekah Brooks Arrested Again

The former Sun and News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks has been arrested again by police investigating the phone hacking scandal. It is believed that police turned up at her Oxfordshire home at 6am this morning primarily so they could catch Br...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

Rebekah Brooks' ex-husband Ross Kemp 'might also have ridden Met horse Raisa'

London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges. This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...

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Funny story: Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Planets forming extremely rare Grand Trine, send punters bonkers in Cheltenham betting frenzy

Gloucestershire - Expect a massive gambling splurge bookies have been told as the zodiac's high-rolling planets of supreme good fortune align for Cheltenham Week. A magnificent starry display in Earth signs of Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn is the fi...

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