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Funny story: Bury FC sign 'Raul'

Bury FC sign 'Raul'

Bury FC officials were left red faced this morning after a believed transfer coop for the Spanish striker Raul turned out to be a scam by a rogue football agent, and they had mistakenly signed Raoul Moat, the now dead Rambo style gunman, who has bein...

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Funny story: BBC to honour Raoul Moat by building a moat around Broadcasting House

BBC to honour Raoul Moat by building a moat around Broadcasting House

The BBC has announced it is to construct a moat around its central London offices as a tribute to Raoul Moat. The moat is to be filled with the crocodile tears cried by BBC and Guardian journalists, members of the Northumberland Police service and...

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Funny story: Police Criticised for "Forgetting Those Who Were On Holiday"

Police Criticised for "Forgetting Those Who Were On Holiday"

NORTHUMBRIA POLICE HAS COME UNDER heavy criticism from ABTA following their handling of the Raoul Moat fugitive case. Moat himself, who spent a week on the run from the afternoon of 3rd July to the early morning of 10th July, when he committed su...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Fondly Remembered

Raoul Moat Fondly Remembered

Raoul Moat, the gunman who declared war on Northumbria Police last week, before blasting his brains all over the Rothbury countryside on Saturday, has been the subject of much contemplative discussion over the weekend, and, as well as having his murd...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Does a Moat

Gordon Brown Does a Moat

Since his demise as unelected Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Gordon Brown has seemingly gone to ground. Due to nationwide hatred for this crazed politician nobody even thought about actually looking for him as heretofore it was a ca...

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Funny story: Theme park plan for Rothbury

Theme park plan for Rothbury

Local business in the village of Rothbury have been booming in the wake of its noteriety as the hiding place of Britains most wanted man, Raoul Moat. In the first few hours following the seige and stand off, it was noted that special souvenier mugs,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to Play Raoul Moat in Story of Moat's Life

Robert Pattinson to Play Raoul Moat in Story of Moat's Life

Film producers have already found a screenplay they are adapting to film about the life and times of Raoul Moat and they want Robert Pattinson to play the lead role. Pattinson has accepted, claiming he wants to work on other roles so that he's not pi...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star In "The Crazed Bloke - The Raoul Moat Story"

Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star In "The Crazed Bloke - The Raoul Moat Story"

LA HABRA, California - Mel Gibson has just announced that he has purchased the movie rights and and will star in the upcoming motion picture The Crazed Bloke - The Sordid Story of Raoul Moat. Gibson, was sitting by the pool of his $125 a day Holid...

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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

In breaking news from UN Headquarters in New York; North-East piss artist and over-rated has been footballer Paul Gascoigne has been appointed Secretary General of the United Nations with immediate effect. Gazza, ebullient from his first foray int...

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Funny story: Rothbury Pub Does Roaring Trade During Raoul Moat Stand-Off

Rothbury Pub Does Roaring Trade During Raoul Moat Stand-Off

Rothbury, Northumberland - As Raoul Moat engaged police in a tense stand-off, some three hundred yards away, it appeared to be party time in Rothbury. As Mr Moat held a sawn-off shotgun to his own head, Friday night revellers packed The Strangler'...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Dead - Fugitive Shoots Himself Following Tense Stand-Off

Raoul Moat Dead - Fugitive Shoots Himself Following Tense Stand-Off

Just in - Raoul Moat, the fugitive gunman at the centre of Britain's most extensive manhunt is dead. Reports coming in suggest that Mr Moat shot himself following a tense stand-off with armed police officers by the riverbank in Rothbury. TV covera...

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Funny story: News Backlog Frustrates Newshogs

News Backlog Frustrates Newshogs

The blanket 24 hour coverage of the hunt for Raoul Moat has blocked coverage of other stories. Consequently, some newsworthy incidents have had to be postponed. The top five stories waiting to break this week include: - Prime Minister Marries L...

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Funny story: Moat & Spy Swap Sensation

Moat & Spy Swap Sensation

A remarkable connection between the hunt for Raoul Moat and the Soviet/West spy swap has been established. Moat is, in fact, a Soviet spy and Anna Chapman was his contact. They were lovers! The action Moat took after leaving prison meant the Sovie...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Northumbria - (Ass Mess): Bushcraft run riot? Justice fugitive Raoul Moat was caught after being secretly filmed taking a moonlit dump in the forest with fellow backwoodsmen Ray Mears and Bear 'Panda Face' Grylls. The men had bonded together yea...

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Funny story: Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Telecom giant Vodacomm has asked Raoul Moat to pay for his monthly contract or they will cut him off. A spokesperson for Vodacomm said "press 1 for payg, press 2 for monthly contract or press 3 to speak to someone in India." Newcastle steroid usin...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah finds Raoul Moat

Derek Acorah finds Raoul Moat

World famous, silver haired psychic, Derek Acorah was approached by Northumberland police to locate Britain's Most Wanted Man, Raoul Moat. Acorah, ever the showman, performed the psychic search on national television, in a show on Channel 5 entitl...

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Funny story: Secret Spy Raoul arrives in Vienna

Secret Spy Raoul arrives in Vienna

Moat in Vienna - In a bizarre twist to the Cheryl Cole malaria controversy, famed Mastermind finalist Raoul Moat has appeared in the arrivals lounge in Vienna Airport, Europe. Flanked by 2 burly bouncers who may also be US agents if their Raybans...

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