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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...

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Funny story: Rondo Sings Over the Rainbow After All-Star Election

Rondo Sings Over the Rainbow After All-Star Election

Be he ever so humble, there is no PG like Rajon Rondo. The Celtics star is overwhelmed by smugness after being chosen by fan vote for the All-Star team. In a smarmy self-effacing interview with the media suckups, Rondo expressed how loved he felt...

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Funny story: Rondo's James Dean Act is a Giant Rebel Heading Out of Eden

Rondo's James Dean Act is a Giant Rebel Heading Out of Eden

Rajon Rondo suspends disbelief. If Houdini could suspend himself in midair to escape from the most intricate of strait-jackets and chains, you would be fairly certain to believe that Rondo can escape suspension by the NBA. You would likely be w...

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Funny story: The Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!

The Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!

Amid a cloud of dust with a hearty hi-yo, can Avery Bradley be forever riding the canyons looking for law-breakers? It was months ago that Bradley was ambushed by two shoulders on the side of the road. Left for dead, he has been healing by a myste...

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Funny story: Christmas in Brooklyn

Christmas in Brooklyn

Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...

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Funny story: Ordinary People: Boston Celtics Need Pachelbel's Canon in D

Ordinary People: Boston Celtics Need Pachelbel's Canon in D

The Boston Celtics are becoming a version of the old family tale, Ordinary People. You may not have cued the music for Pachelbel's Canon in D, but the Celtics seem to need a conductor for 'D' this season. In Robert Redford's old movie, the film...

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Funny story: Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo announced to the Boston media that he spent his suspension time in Mexico. Skeptics among the press wanted to toss a sombrero at Rondo and ask him to do the Mexican hat dance. Others expressed disbelief that he flew across the conti...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Fights Kris Humphries-and Other Fantasies

Rajon Rondo Fights Kris Humphries-and Other Fantasies

Boston Celtics attack dog and sometime point guard pipsqueak Rajon Rondo decided to fight Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets, like a deranged Chihuahua taking on a feisty Afghan hound. We once saw a toy French Poodle go beserk when he saw a Clyde...

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Funny story: Rondo Dismisses Duct Tape for 21st Century Solution

Rondo Dismisses Duct Tape for 21st Century Solution

Rajon Rondo suffered a sprained ankle the other game, but he missed only one game before returning to his magnificent form. Saturday afternoon, playing less than the entire game, he still had 20 assists. To what do we attribute the healing powe...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: Unfriended on Facebook and Unfollowed on Twitter

Rajon Rondo: Unfriended on Facebook and Unfollowed on Twitter

Tweets, tweets, everywhere, but not a friend to be had. In an age when tweeting wins you more followers than friends, Celtic leader Rajon Rondo wants to be alone. In an effort to meet the high standards of his favorite role model, Greta Garbo, Raj...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Challenges Mr. Blackwell to a Fashion Strip Off

Tom Brady Challenges Mr. Blackwell to a Fashion Strip Off

In a city where star players are put under a microscope, Tom Brady faced the most personal of criticisms. One media insider at a regular press conference put Tom on the hot spot when he asked about his dishabille at an afternoon concert rock group...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: Punky Booster?

Rajon Rondo: Punky Booster?

Dwyane Wade called the Celtic guard nasty names after the first game of the NBA season. Using the old 'sticks and stones' aphorism, Rondo declined to be offended by the harsh characterization of saying Rondo had a "punk play" arsenal. After being...

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Funny story: Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

When it comes to speed dials and cell phones, the tin can with string will do just fine for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. Once the reason Garnett came to Boston to play with the Celtics, Ray Allen jumped ship and swam to Miami over the off-season.

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: the New Mr. Blackwell

Rajon Rondo: the New Mr. Blackwell

Rajon Rondo returns to our hearts as an intern at GQ. We never joke about stripes and polka dots, especially since Rondo loves to mix them up in his personal wardrobe. After wearing a retread Star Trek jersey to the playoffs press conference and o...

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Funny story: Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rajon Rondo tweeted the other day that he is going to a $5000-per-brick fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Some fans may be quite surprised at this turn of the screw, as Obama banks another one off the backboard. Two years ago Rondo went to...

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Funny story: Quasi-Rondo Auditions as Bellringer

Quasi-Rondo Auditions as Bellringer

Celtic fans wondered what Rajon Rondo had to say about the Ray Allen debacle in Boston. Many Celtic insiders have been blaming Allen's disaffection and departure on the cold shoulder Rondo often gave him during the games and at dinner. The resp...

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