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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...

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Funny story: Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Package "Rain Experience" holidays taking in waterfalls, a male voice choir and the "Miss Sheep 2014" competition are to be advertised by the Welsh Eisteddfod promotion board. If the weather turns dry, tourists will be given a Woolworths voucher for...

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Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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Funny story: Rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes

Rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes

Planes crossing through Spanish air space have been found to be the wettest in Europe. Meteorologists and air traffic controllers have been measuring precipitation in the vicinity of planes in recent years, and have observed that most rain in Spai...

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Funny story: Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Selma and Cedric Seeward, a couple from Dorking, took a caravanning holiday to Truro. All was going well, if a bit wet, when the caravan park was hit by six inches of rain in one hour, bursting the banks of the local river. "There was quite a lot of rain," said Selma. "Wasn't there Cedric?" "There was quite a lot of rain," Cedric confirmed. As the pair watched from the caravan window, the...

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Funny story: Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Torrential downpours across the country saw two months' rain fall in 24 hours yesterday. And weather forecasters are warning that heavy showers will return by the end of the week. The rain has caused chaos, with floods hitting various parts of...

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Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...

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Funny story: Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...

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Funny story: Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

As England, Wales and Scotland were battered by wind and rain yesterday and today a weather expert warned that this could be the wettest drought on record. Many water authorities in the south east of England have imposed hosepipe bans as local wat...

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Funny story: Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...

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Funny story: Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rock superstar Rod Stewart is the latest musician to find himself in the sites of a litigious music fan - and all because of recent torrential rain. Rod, 66, shot to fame in the 1970's with solo hits like Maggie May and You Wear It Well and as the...

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Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Festival 2011 a Mudbath yet again

Glastonbury Festival 2011 a Mudbath yet again

Torrential rain greeted the first people to reach Worthy Farm. More than 130,000 people have already arrived on site at Worthy Farm, Pilton, and a further 7,000 are expected today. They face muddy conditions on the first day of Glastonbury and ha...

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Funny story: UK Summer cancelled

UK Summer cancelled

The Met Office officially cancelled summer 2011 this morning. Met Office stalwart Rory Pisser said, "Yes, we know that we were extolling a Barbecue Summer only yesterday morning, but a lot can change in 24 hours, and change it has. Our updated for...

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Funny story: Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

A West London man was recovering with a cup of tea at his desk this afternoon after being shocked by a Spoof-writing colleague's foresight. EIF News & Features stringer, Harry St Bede, was carrying out his normal duties at his office in the Gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Des Moines, IA - Insurance Salesman Walter Burns is under fire. Burns, an employee at National Insurance, was asked about the weather by a coworker. Burns looked out the window and reported what he saw. "It was sunny. The sun was out," said Bur...

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