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Funny story: Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...

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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

HONOLULU - Shakira and her new Spanish 'Boy Toy' Rafael Nadal were enjoying a much-needed vacation in the nation's 50th state Nadal was quite tired from his play in the Australian Open and Shakira was quite tired from her 124 mph hour dancing, wig...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...

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Funny story: Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...

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Funny story: Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Blushing Meadows - (Love-All): The "Roses are red but my balls are blue; Haven't slept a wink since I last *****ed you!" SMS text was intercepted by Chinese cyberhackers this morning. Up to a dozen Nadal-at-home pictures were also wiretapped showi...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

MELBOURNE, Australia - The number two seeded tennis player Rafael Nadal was photographed in a very cozy clutch with Colombian-born singer Shakira. A friend of Nadal's said that the 23-year-old has fallen in love with the South American firecracker...

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Funny story: Is Shakira shagging Rafael Nadal?

Is Shakira shagging Rafael Nadal?

Barcelona - (Hot Ass Mess): She's 33, he's 23 and they're virtually shagging on her latest vid Gypsy. And what's more they're both in serious love relationships - with other people - when not mesmerised by eachother's heady pheromones. On a scr...

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Funny story: Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...

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Funny story: French Open Experiencing Clown Hangover: Nadal Concerned

French Open Experiencing Clown Hangover: Nadal Concerned

Paris, France - French Open unOfficials at Roland Garros are concerned about a perplexing problem that is currently befuddling their grounds crew. Jean Luc Deville,head grounds keeper, who is normally known for his elegant blue pin stripe suits, has...

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Funny story: McBriar & Pissgums Conjoined Twins Beat the Snot Out of Serena Williams & Rafael Nadal at Dubai Mixed Doubles Tennis Invitational!

McBriar & Pissgums Conjoined Twins Beat the Snot Out of Serena Williams & Rafael Nadal at Dubai Mixed Doubles Tennis Invitational!

In a tennis upset that has astounded the sporting world, two pair of conjoined twins took on the world's best in mixed doubles, and spanked them in front of a very late night TV audience. The distaff side of the upset minded players are the amazin...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray achieved another career landmark with victory over Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in Montreal today, securing second place in the world rankings. The Scot, 22, beat the Frenchman 6-4 7-6 (10-8) to reach the final of the Masters event, and, to cele...

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Funny story: Murray: Nadal Exit My Best Chance Yet

Murray: Nadal Exit My Best Chance Yet

Andy Murray has welcomed Rafael Nadal's shock exit from the French Open, saying that it represents 'a massive opportunity'. Nadal, the World #1 and winner of four consecutive titles at Roland Garros, was beaten by Sweden's Robin Soderling yesterda...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Great Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, crashed to a two-set embarrassment against Rafael Nadal in the final of the Indian Wells Masters, and then blamed the defeat on wind. Murray, who had beaten Nadal in their previous two meetings,...

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Funny story: Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Tennis Superstar Rafael Nadal has revealed the secret agony that has afflicted him since breaking on the Tennis scene in 2005; he has a tiny pig lodged in his throat. The Majorcan Maestro,22,from Majorca shocked the Tennis and Pig world this morni...

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Funny story: Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

The top seeds, Rafa Nadal and Roger Federer, finally found their best form in the extreme heat at the Australian Open tennis final in Melbourne today, but were severely hampered when, during a break between games, their racquets caught fire. With...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Beats Rafael Nadal Severely

Andy Murray Beats Rafael Nadal Severely

Police in Abu Dhabi are looking into abuse allegations after British no.1 tennis star Andy Murray was said to have beaten Rafa Nadal severely in their match here last night. Murray won the tussle 6-4, 5-7, 6-3, but afterwards, it has been claimed,...

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Funny story: Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. On speaking about Rafeal Nadal, the world number one, Roger said the following regarding his feelings on being nu...

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