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Funny story: Pair of "Bunnies" get mutilated in the UK and Playboy boss Hugh Hefner is furious.

Pair of "Bunnies" get mutilated in the UK and Playboy boss Hugh Hefner is furious.

A pair of innocent UK "Bunnies" were found mutilated with their ears chopped off and thrown in a cardboard box and when Hugh Hefner heard the story he thought it was about 2 of his UK "Bunnies"1 From the US he ordered the Britsh MI5 to go and sear...

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Funny story: Pet Wabbit 'Liberated' By Animal Rights Knobheads

Pet Wabbit 'Liberated' By Animal Rights Knobheads

Little Jemimah Fuddlepuck of West Wittering was inconsolable this morning following the 'liberation' of her pet rabbit 'Willy Bonka' by animal rights activists. Jemimah went out into the back garden to give the rabbit some oats only to find the hu...

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Funny story: Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...

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Funny story: Bunny hunting to be made legal

Bunny hunting to be made legal

The latest hot news from the pre-election rag bag that is the, er, pre-election ragbag, is that it seems likely that the next government plans to legalise bunny hunting to replace the old-age sport (!) of fox hunting. For those not in the know (I'...

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Funny story: Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...

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Funny story: Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true. He had earlier told an audience in Monterr...

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Funny story: Another Bloody Wabbit! - Spoof Writer Distraught.

Another Bloody Wabbit! - Spoof Writer Distraught.

As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outsid...

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Funny story: Dagnabbit Wabbit!

Dagnabbit Wabbit!

Third-rate Spoof writer Skoob1999 was today taken a little aback when the formidable Mrs Skoob marched into the house with a little rabbit. In a box. "What's that?" he asked incredulously. "It's a rabbit," Mrs Skoob announced. "What?" Skoob...

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Funny story: A Man In Bunny Costume Caught Outside Britney's House

A Man In Bunny Costume Caught Outside Britney's House

A man has been caught and arrested at the Britney Spears' home after neighbors reported a big rabbit looking into the singer's windows. "I was afraid to call at first", stated neighbor Robin Ackroyd because, I mean it sounds like a hoax and if thi...

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Funny story: Mrs Rabbit investigated

Mrs Rabbit investigated

Mrs Rabbit, the single mother left in charge of Peter Rabbit is to be investigated by Children's Services in Cumbria. The Rabbit family shot to fame when their plight was dramatised by the author Beatrix Potter. "Mrs Rabbit is struggling to bri...

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Funny story: Rabbits were Ours' - Pak admits

Rabbits were Ours' - Pak admits

After several weeks of careful study of the behavioral aspects of those rabbits that India has recently caught alive at the border, Pak has admitted that the rabbits tentatively, physiologically and culturally "somewhat" resemble their mountain-born,...

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Funny story: Fluffy Al-Qaeda Suicide Bunnies to Blame

Fluffy Al-Qaeda Suicide Bunnies to Blame

It has been discovered that Al-Queda have released a new terror weapon in this country - suicide bunnies - yes, suicide bunnies!...

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Funny story: General Public Warned About Explosive Bunny Rabbit

General Public Warned About Explosive Bunny Rabbit

In a genetic experiment gone awry, a GM-positive white bunny rabbit, affectionally named Cuddles by the team that produced him, has gone missing from a high-security Government-funded facility located deep in Hampshire's New Forest region.

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Funny story: Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger Rabbit Banned

Roger the Rabbit has been banned by the Society of People Endlessly Ranting and Mouthing (SPERM) for potentially encouraging bestiality amongst the under-aged.

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Funny story: Sulky Rabbit says 'Leave me alone'

Sulky Rabbit says 'Leave me alone'

Sulky Rabbit says 'Leave me alone'...

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Funny story: 'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

Pyongyang - (Sinster Press): Legendary German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky is said to be inconsolable today following reports that the twelve giant bunnies he sold to North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill's specialist breeding program may have en...

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Funny story: Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Vatican City- Today the Pope was shocked to recieve a letter from the Wiccans who usually keep to themselves. He was even more shocked when he opened it. Inside was a single page with but one paragraph on it.

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