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Pychaitrists Identify The Spoofers Dilemma

Funny story: Pychaitrists Identify The Spoofers Dilemma

Genetisits in Cambridge, MA have identified Spoofers , those guys who write goofy fiction, are blessed and cursed with a genetic mutation. The mutation gives the capacity to appreciate the warping of reality, an ironic sense that regular stuff could...

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APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

Funny story: APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

NEW YORK - The Association of Psychological Americans (APA) told its members at a Toronto conference Wednesday that mental health professionals should stop telling gay clients they can become straight through psychotherapy or other treatments. T...

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NAPA Declares Liberalism a Mental Disease

Funny story: NAPA Declares Liberalism a Mental Disease

Washington DC: At the conclusion of a three day session of the North American Psychiatric Aliiance (NAPA) a joint communiqué of scholarly findings was released. Consensus was reached by the NAPA members that liberalism is a mental condition. The...

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Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Funny story: Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Lincoln High School in Bartonville, Nebraska has been officially renamed The Lincoln Center for Psychiatric Care. Citizens of Bartonville were astonished and 89 people showed up at a recent school board meeting to ask why. The clinic adminstrator (fo...

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Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

Funny story: Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

According to a new study, the average idiot can keep only one or two things in their working memory or conscious mind at a time.

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Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...

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Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Funny story: Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil, the famous TV psychologist, was taken away in a police car today from his studio after a team of top-notch psychiatrists diagnosed him with the little known but quite prevalent psychiatric disorder of schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in th...

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Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Funny story: Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.

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New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Funny story: Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Belleview, New York (IP) - Psychiatrists at this famous psychiatric hospital will attempt to change a light bulb.

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Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...

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American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

Funny story: American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

In a move that surprised many, the American Psychiatric Association and the Church of Scientology announced today that they are merging.

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Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

Funny story: Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.

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California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

Funny story: California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

California - (Disaster Press): An accomplished California child molestor and former president of the American National Academy of Child and Adolescent Molestation has been arrested amid allegations he once claimed to be a noted psychiatrist and psych...

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The Truth About W from Lil Bro

Funny story: The Truth About W from Lil Bro

When Jeb Bush considers how many reporters, political scientists, sociologists and psychiatrists have asked him the 'W' question, he just loses count. Well, now that big bro has shot his wad, lil' bro spills the beans.

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New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

Funny story: New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

Most mental disorders are found "by" psychiatrists. In an interesting revelation, a team at New York City's Ronald Reagan Centre for Liberal Culture has detected a new disorder "in" psychiatrists. The disorder, known as FHS, or Failure to Help Syndro...

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Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

Funny story: Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have more than double the suicide rate o...

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