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Funny story: Gay student won't stand in straight line

Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...

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Funny story: Topless Protest

Topless Protest

GAWK, NEW YAK -- Nadine Gary, president of GoTopless compaign, protested the comments that some spectators made concerning Go Topless Day--or, more specifically, concerning those who participated in the event. "They had the audacity to rate our boobs...

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Funny story: We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

LOS ANGELES-According to a new study from the Brookings Institution, the income gap between the rich and super-rich has reached its largest margin in a century. This revelation has sparked outrage among the (almost) richest people in the country.

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Funny story: Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...

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Funny story: Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

The state of Arizona's Legislature has passed a controversial bill that would allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers. They say businesses have a right to sell how they wa...

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Funny story: Protests as Oil shale deposits under the UK mean widespread frotting

Protests as Oil shale deposits under the UK mean widespread frotting

Oil reserves in shale deposits underneath 90% of the U.K. can be extracted cheaply and would boost the economy of the country beyond our wildest dreams, said an energy spokesperson this morning. "But by the time everybody has stopped whingeing and ob...

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Funny story: We like Fracking and We like to Frack

We like Fracking and We like to Frack

Another day another punning newspaper headline about shale gas extraction. The industry has been a godsend for copywriters everywhere. Said one fleet street hack, "the great thing about Fracking is that it's possible to replace the word 'fuck', with...

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Funny story: Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Interview our magazine "Time To Move" had with Health Minister Al Ranon. Q: So you propose to increase the amount of fluoride in the water? A: Yes, to prevent tooth decay. Teeth has always been of major concern to us as a nation, much more so than cancer for instance for which there is no known cure. Successive governments have always supported cancer. Q: What about mind decay? A: Too...

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Funny story: Conservative Conference Special

Conservative Conference Special

Please be advised that this story has been withdrawn due it not toeing the line with the fantasy that everything in the Britain is all lovely and rosy. Please be advised that any story about the Conservative Party Conference must first be checked...

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Funny story: Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Members of the Red Pencil Faction of the P.L.O. (Pedants for Literacy Organization) clashed with riot police on the steps of the Library of Congress yesterday morning. Carrying signs that read "'Irregardless' is Not a Word!" and "'General Consensus'...

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Funny story: Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...

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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

TOPEKA, KANSAS (Acme Quicknews) -- Who can say that the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) can't taste their own dose of picket? Religious tolerance advocates around America, composing of members of different religions, counter the ways of the WBC by p...

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Funny story: Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...

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Funny story: Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

MYLITTLEPO, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Patrons of the Reference Computer Shop protest in front of the shop because of the lack of installed software, especially regarding the open-source office application OpenOffice.org. One of the patrons, who wishe...

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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...

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Funny story: Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Nutterville DE: An ordinance was passed by the town council that prohibits idling a vehicle's engine for more than five minutes in a 60 minute period. Violations could result in a $100 fine. A town meeting was called to protest the town's rabid en...

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Funny story: Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

In the face of new European rules on car insurance which come into force today, provoking many hardened liberals to reconsider their loathing of Nigel Farrage, ordinary motorists are now vowing to get their money's worth. Harold Perkins, 68, spoke...

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