London - It sent a chilling blast-from-the-past as Kate swept in on William's arm to a Red Top paper's party last night in a Diana copycat frock circa 1981. All eyes were on the cleavage, of course, which 34D Diana had amply filled despite 'totall...
Sir Richard Branson has bounced back again from the depths of adversity, following his recent disappointment, as his plans for 'The People's Princess of Hearts and Landmines' Giant Sir Richard Branson Log Flume Ride' in conjunction with the Princess...
MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games. The original plans...
Scotland - A ouija board session at Balmoral Castle has thrown up a mysterious hexoplasm prediction from the late Princess' bulimic ghost. Excreted by Crathie medium Mrs 'Nessie' Doris-Pokes the gauze-like substance shocked assembled royals with i...
[AP, Chipping Sodbury] It was revealed today that a Chinese investment consortium is attempting to buy the British Royal Family. Wun Hung Lo, acquisitions representative for the Happy Lucky Investment Company number 4 based in Long Dong province of n...
London - Daily Sickbag pics of the Princess have appeared showing some digitally enhanced remains buried at Althorp. The accompanying news feature probes Diana's likely innermost psyche to reveal her 'delight' at new daughter-in-law Kate. The t...
London - Visiting Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao took the announcement 'on the chin' as British astrologers issued their warning at crunchtime today. The gung-ho PM has steadfastly stonewalled on years of Hellfire Club, Triad gangster and Pyongyang co...
London - 'Borderline fruitcake with delusions of grandeur' and 'marginally less loopy than Princess Diana'. That's one handwriting expert's analysis of the Middleton scrawl following a sneak preview of her Prenup Agreement signature published toda...
A leading journalist was stunned to receive news and proof in the post that the Royal family have been covering up a sordid and scandalous secret. Jaspar Minute explains....."We have heard that the Royal Family have been having problems due to the r...
Photos of a dying Princess Diana being extraced from a crashed vehicle in a Paris underpass close by the Pont D'Alma have been offered to controversial UK based news agency, Skoob News International, for a substantial sum. Following a lengthy meet...
A video of the last moments of Princess Diana's life has been viewed in Cannes, it is claimed, whilst allegations have emerged that blood samples from someone else were used at Diana's post mortem. Apparently we cannot see the video in this countr...
London - The pre-nuptial trip to 'lay some flowers' at Diana's Althorp burial mound raised some eyebrows earlier when the dishevelled couple eventually emerged from the Spencer island mausoleum. Tonight a Buckingham Palace tip-off reckoned the new...
According to sources, beleaguered Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has locked himself away in a vault at Madrid's Museo Del Prado, armed with a laptop computer and a Vuiton suitcase full of vitriol. The 'Special One' is apparently enjoying a psychot...
London - A compilation video of twenty-five men 'and Dodi Fayed' that Diana shagged during her marriage threatens to put a dampener on Friday's royal nuptials. News of 30 minute Royal YouBoob! channel footage of the Princess pleasuring herself has...
London - Hurtling blindfold down the rabbit-hole is how former Princess of Wales butler Paul Burrell has described the upcoming nuptial circus. "The curse of unfinished Diana RIP business is hexing the couple's big day," Burrell told weekend red t...
London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...
BIRMINGHAM - Known for the fact that nearly every motorway in the country passes through it, a multi-vehicle pile-up reminds us of the fragility of human life, especially that of Princess Diana. The collision occurred at 2.45pm between Junction 6...
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