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Funny story: July 1st solar eclipse will bring down Hong Kong astrologers warn Wen Jiabao

July 1st solar eclipse will bring down Hong Kong astrologers warn Wen Jiabao

London - Visiting Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao took the announcement 'on the chin' as British astrologers issued their warning at crunchtime today. The gung-ho PM has steadfastly stonewalled on years of Hellfire Club, Triad gangster and Pyongyang co...

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Funny story: Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

London - 'Borderline fruitcake with delusions of grandeur' and 'marginally less loopy than Princess Diana'. That's one handwriting expert's analysis of the Middleton scrawl following a sneak preview of her Prenup Agreement signature published toda...

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Funny story: Royal Shock!

Royal Shock!

A leading journalist was stunned to receive news and proof in the post that the Royal family have been covering up a sordid and scandalous secret. Jaspar Minute explains....."We have heard that the Royal Family have been having problems due to the r...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Photos of a dying Princess Diana being extraced from a crashed vehicle in a Paris underpass close by the Pont D'Alma have been offered to controversial UK based news agency, Skoob News International, for a substantial sum. Following a lengthy meet...

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Funny story: Diana and Fergie - The Story Continues

Diana and Fergie - The Story Continues

A video of the last moments of Princess Diana's life has been viewed in Cannes, it is claimed, whilst allegations have emerged that blood samples from someone else were used at Diana's post mortem. Apparently we cannot see the video in this countr...

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Funny story: Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

London - The pre-nuptial trip to 'lay some flowers' at Diana's Althorp burial mound raised some eyebrows earlier when the dishevelled couple eventually emerged from the Spencer island mausoleum. Tonight a Buckingham Palace tip-off reckoned the new...

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Funny story: Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

According to sources, beleaguered Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has locked himself away in a vault at Madrid's Museo Del Prado, armed with a laptop computer and a Vuiton suitcase full of vitriol. The 'Special One' is apparently enjoying a psychot...

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Funny story: Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

London - A compilation video of twenty-five men 'and Dodi Fayed' that Diana shagged during her marriage threatens to put a dampener on Friday's royal nuptials. News of 30 minute Royal YouBoob! channel footage of the Princess pleasuring herself has...

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Funny story: Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

London - Hurtling blindfold down the rabbit-hole is how former Princess of Wales butler Paul Burrell has described the upcoming nuptial circus. "The curse of unfinished Diana RIP business is hexing the couple's big day," Burrell told weekend red t...

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Funny story: Lady Diana to attend William's Marriage Ceremony

Lady Diana to attend William's Marriage Ceremony

Plans are afoot to transport Althrop in order for Lady Diana to attend her son's wedding to Kate Orangensaft. The Metropolitan Police have been told by Buckingham Palace to make the space for Althrop (roughly 450 acres) in their plans. Terry Or...

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Funny story: Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...

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Funny story: Car Crash on Motorway Reminds Nation of Death of Diana

Car Crash on Motorway Reminds Nation of Death of Diana

BIRMINGHAM - Known for the fact that nearly every motorway in the country passes through it, a multi-vehicle pile-up reminds us of the fragility of human life, especially that of Princess Diana. The collision occurred at 2.45pm between Junction 6...

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Funny story: Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer is putting together expensive package holidays aimed at the rich but not so famous. This category includes members of The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle's rich American fanatics). The Earl, Princess Diana's brother, is expected to hos...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton, lovely wife-to-be of Prince Harry's older brother William, has spent the last few months choosing flowers and clothes for her impending wedding day. But this week she had perhaps the most difficult decision to make of her life, which...

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Funny story: Rendelsham UFO files hide nuke attempt and collusion with royal alien/human hybrids

Rendelsham UFO files hide nuke attempt and collusion with royal alien/human hybrids

London - A covert UK Thought Police unit monitoring alien/human hybrid sub-space freak-uencies narrowly averted the destruction of a British nuclear base. But classified papers recording the incident have been surgically removed from the National...

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Funny story: Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

In a rapid about face, Buckingham Palace has announced it will launch an entire range of collectible tea towels to mark the monarchy saving wedding of Prince William and Catherine 'that's not Kate to you' Middleton. Originally, commemorative souve...

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Funny story: Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

London - (Ponzi Scammers): His £1.5 billion Qatari rake-off from the sale of Harrabs is the source of a £100 million blood money pay off for Princess Diana's DUI death. Draconian injunctions taken out by the Queen late last year now gag any refere...

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