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Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...

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Funny story: USA Toupé?

USA Toupé?

Washington DC: Entrepreneur, television personality and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is facing claims that his hair was born outside of the United States, thereby rendering it ineligible to hold the nation's highest office. Liberal...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich to Undergo Exploratory Surgery in Lieu of Exploratory Committee

Newt Gingrich to Undergo Exploratory Surgery in Lieu of Exploratory Committee

Des Moines, IA - Newt Gingrich, who more closely resembles something from the Movie, Gremlins, has decided to undergo a makeover, but the changes will not just be skin deep. According to his closest political advisor, Charlie Sheen, "In order for...

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Funny story: Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

(New York-NY) Showing up for her guest stint on this week's "Saturday Night Live", Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin took time out for an impromptu press conference. One of her answers has both parties claiming it for their own agend...

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Funny story: Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...

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Funny story: In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

31 Nov 07, EFFINGHAM, GA, USNA-- For many years, Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney was an apathetic voter busy struggling to make a living in the cutthroat field of nuclear physics, until he discovered a presidential candidate that inspired his passion, commitment and servile devotion: namely, himself. "Ray" had dreamt the impossible dream, and windmill owners have feared him ever since.

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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

Yes, today we can give readers an exclusive idea of what life is really like for Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton, American Presidential candidate. And so here is a summary of a typical day's schedule for her.

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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: McCain Denies being a Wart Monger

McCain Denies being a Wart Monger

Washington, DC - At a photo-op today, Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain denounced being called a "wart monger" by talk show host Ed Schultz.

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Funny story: Lennon Endorses Romney

Lennon Endorses Romney

In an unexpected development, Mitt Romney has received the celebrity endorsement of the late John Lennon. This comes on the heels of endorsements by Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand and even Chuck Norris, which have helped to buoy the candidacy of o...

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Funny story: Hillary's Hidden Motives Behind Her Presidential Campaign

Hillary's Hidden Motives Behind Her Presidential Campaign

Hillary's presidential ambitions could very well be a plot. Our investigative reporters have interviewed Haif D'Afairre, close confidante of the presidential candidate:...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...

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Funny story: Iowa Straw Poll Results Announced, Huckleberries Become Huckabees

Iowa Straw Poll Results Announced, Huckleberries Become Huckabees

Most Americans hadn't even HEARD of former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, let alone know that he was running for President. But that was before, seemingly out of nowhere, he vaulted to second place in the Iowa Straw Poll.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

USA TWODAYS - This article begins special coverage we were afforded by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We were beamed up prior to the beaming up of Presidential candidate Ron Paul, so that we might record the interection for USA TWODAYS.

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