Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by group of Chris...
Washington DC (AP) Following the lead of Representative Virginia Foxx (Nutjob-NC) who introduced successful legislation to ban any federal education assistance from being used to teach abortion techniques in medical schools, the social conservative a...
Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
After receiving the responses to a survey known as the Global Assessment Tool back from scores of soldiers who admit they are atheists, the Army has deemed them spiritually unfit, and is requiring the heathen soldiers to take remedial training to hel...
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Mixing church and state had explosive results when senators in Louisiana designated Sunday as a day of prayer dedicated to "finally putting an end to the disastrous Gulf of Mexico oil spill, for Pete's sake," according to sta...
NEWS ORLEANS, LA - If there's one thing Monsignor Foley of the New Orleans diocese can't take, it's telling his parishioners at the Cathedral-Basilica of St. Louis Cathedral, located in the French Quarter, that they can no longer pray during mass.
Milwaukee, WI - A Wisconsin District Court Judge appropriately named Crabb has ruled that there will be no praying on National Prayer Day unless it is done in private. "Whether you are an atheist or a true believer, a heterosexual or a homosexual...
Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...
An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his n...
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - In an astounding development, God has spoken to Oakland Tribune Sports Desk intern Moisés Moses, denouncing Chris Johnson's alleged praise of Him in the end zone after Johnson made a leaping interception during Monday's Raiders'...
TOPEKA, Kansas - Reverend Levon Chinbocker, who just very well may be the most hated man in America, has stated that his goal is to ban prayer in every church in the United States. Chinbocker who is the head of the High Road Episcopresbytist Churc...
PACE, FL - And it came to pass that two school administrators in Florida stood accused of contempt and faced prison time for saying grace at a school luncheon. On January 28, before the dedication of a new fieldhouse at Pace High School to be used...
Bellevue, WA. Apparently overwhelmed with prayer requests, Microsoft icon Bill Gates is offering the Almighty a "Prayer Parsing Service," similar to a computer software "help desk. "In a vision the other night God pleaded with me to help ease his/her...
Poe Benedict the Sixteenth had an extremely conterntious time in the Holy Land this week. He was subjected to a tirade from a Muslim cleric who seized a microphone and dressed down the Pontiff for poor taste in clothing, his German accent and his unc...
The Religious Right won a major victory today against secular schools by getting prayer allowed in school. Going against the separation of church and state, a basic fundamental law in the U.S., the religionists finally got their toe in the door towar...
In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...
Researchers from the Simon Wiesenthal Foundation have uncovered evidence of the religious heart of the Nazi regime, with the discovery of a redraft of the Lords Prayer written specifically for Adolf Hitler. The prayer, shown below, was discovered...
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