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Funny story: US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...

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Funny story: ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his n...

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Funny story: God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - In an astounding development, God has spoken to Oakland Tribune Sports Desk intern Mois├ęs Moses, denouncing Chris Johnson's alleged praise of Him in the end zone after Johnson made a leaping interception during Monday's Raiders'...

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Funny story: Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

TOPEKA, Kansas - Reverend Levon Chinbocker, who just very well may be the most hated man in America, has stated that his goal is to ban prayer in every church in the United States. Chinbocker who is the head of the High Road Episcopresbytist Churc...

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Funny story: School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

PACE, FL - And it came to pass that two school administrators in Florida stood accused of contempt and faced prison time for saying grace at a school luncheon. On January 28, before the dedication of a new fieldhouse at Pace High School to be used...

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Funny story: Bill Gates To Offer Prayer Help Desk

Bill Gates To Offer Prayer Help Desk

Bellevue, WA. Apparently overwhelmed with prayer requests, Microsoft icon Bill Gates is offering the Almighty a "Prayer Parsing Service," similar to a computer software "help desk. "In a vision the other night God pleaded with me to help ease his/her...

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Funny story: Pope's Wailing Wall Prayer Revealed

Pope's Wailing Wall Prayer Revealed

Poe Benedict the Sixteenth had an extremely conterntious time in the Holy Land this week. He was subjected to a tirade from a Muslim cleric who seized a microphone and dressed down the Pontiff for poor taste in clothing, his German accent and his unc...

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Funny story: Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

Prayer In School Allowed- All Hell Breaks Loose

The Religious Right won a major victory today against secular schools by getting prayer allowed in school. Going against the separation of church and state, a basic fundamental law in the U.S., the religionists finally got their toe in the door towar...

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Funny story: "I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

"I've been healed! I've been healed!" cries Nurse

In St. Duffy's Hospital, Weston-Super-Mare a fully qualified District Nurse came running into the outpatients reception area exclaiming; "I've been healed! I've been healed!" Surprised onlookers recognised the woman as a colleague who had been suspe...

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Funny story: Researchers Uncover 'Nazi Prayer'

Researchers Uncover 'Nazi Prayer'

Researchers from the Simon Wiesenthal Foundation have uncovered evidence of the religious heart of the Nazi regime, with the discovery of a redraft of the Lords Prayer written specifically for Adolf Hitler. The prayer, shown below, was discovered...

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Funny story: You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

Keeping the church (you praying) and the state (state highways) separate is the reason for the season.

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Funny story: Americans Praying At Gas Stations With Hillary Clinton and Paris Hilton for Lower Gas Prices

Americans Praying At Gas Stations With Hillary Clinton and Paris Hilton for Lower Gas Prices

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At a Shell gas station here in Washington, Reverend Rocky "Raccoon" Rockhead and a freaky bunch of activists are mad as hell about soaring fuel prices and are now praying to Jesus to bring down gas prices.

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Funny story: Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board of Educat...

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Funny story: Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...

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Funny story: God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.

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