The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...
Local Two and three quarter's year old child Billy Bugger has been identified as the mastermind behind a spate of local prank calls in the area. During a two-week period, Billy used a telephone to call up several local businesses and private resid...
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making a nuisance...
Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...
A group of drunk students who dressed up as pirates and hijacked an oil tanker off the coast of Somalia are said to be in "big trouble" when they return to lessons. The students from Grimsby University, were celebrating International Pirate Day ab...
Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...
There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK. Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...
It was confirmed today that the erroneously titled "comedian" Russell Brand, despite promoting himself as a ladies man who is irresistible to all women, and who has sex between six to eight times a day, is, in fact, still a virgin. "That's why he...
The unfunny, overpaid, walking piece of frozen urine Russell Brand has been 'branded a giant petri dish' by a drunken street-walker. 'He gave me gonorrhea says doxy' Commom 'harlot' Sharon Macall stated "While I have never met the repulsively...
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