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Funny story: Lady GaGa looking for Potatoes

Lady GaGa looking for Potatoes

Singing the lyrics of 'All That Meat & No Potatoes' Lady GaGa was excited by the advances of England's ball man Wayne Rooney who was on the lookout for a bit of fresh chicken. The Lady was dressed in pigs chops and cow's udders and looked a st...

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Funny story: Mr Potato Head to sue over Wayne Rooney slur

Mr Potato Head to sue over Wayne Rooney slur

Mr Potato Head, the American, potato shaped toy has been a favourite among kids since the 1950s. Its inventor, the real Mr Potato Head, who, like his toy, has detachable facial furniture and a head shaped like a potato, would spend hours amusing h...

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Funny story: Potato Superfood Treatment "Cruel"

Potato Superfood Treatment "Cruel"

Vegetable rights campaigners are horrified by plans to turn the potato into a "superfood." Scientists have discovered that when the humble spud is shocked by blasts of ultrasound, it produces more antioxidants - chemicals that food experts rec...

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Funny story: Jersey Royals Getting Bigger Through Climate Change

Jersey Royals Getting Bigger Through Climate Change

From Spud Chipps, science correspondent - Britain's favourite summertime spud, the majestic Jersey Royal has been changing in recent years, according to potato afficionados, and it looks pretty much like climate change is the culprit. A new potato...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes! "I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try something a littl...

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Funny story: Review: King Edward Potatoes

Review: King Edward Potatoes

In my capacity as Spoof reviewer, I was recently sent a bag of fifteen King Edward potatoes to review. My initial reaction was one of disappointment, as there was no instruction manual in the bag, and the web address printed on the side of the bag took me to a national supermarket chain, where I could still not find any instructions on using these potatoes. However, being a dedicated review...

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Funny story: Thousands Make Pilgrimage to see Miracle Spud

Thousands Make Pilgrimage to see Miracle Spud

Thousands of the faithful have made a pilgrimage to El Paso, Texas see and be blessed by what is being called the Corazon De Maria, or Heart of Mary. The object of their adoration, a heart-shaped potato. The divine spud was found by Imelda G...

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Funny story: President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

President Not Pleased With New Obama Edition of Mr. Potato Head

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama is not pleased with the New Deluxe Obama edition of the Mr. Potato Head doll. While there have been other toys and candy bars commemmorating famous world leaders, and they have generally been well rec...

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Funny story: Silly season for the Guinness Book of World Records

Silly season for the Guinness Book of World Records

As news breaks of the World's Largest Potato, dug up in a field in Lebanon weighing in at a mutant 11.3 kilos, and looking as appetising as the Elephant Man's mucus, the Guinness Book of Records gets ready for it's busiest part of the year as record...

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Funny story: French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...

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Funny story: EU to allow wonky veg

EU to allow wonky veg

To give Neil Kinnock his due, he has worked tirelessly on behalf of British farmers for the past twenty years to overturn the EU directive that disallows the sale of knobbly carrots and bent cucumbers. Since the introduction of EU Directive 1677/8...

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Funny story: Monopolies Commission not happy with John McCain

Monopolies Commission not happy with John McCain

John McCain, the USA Presidential hopeful, has now got himself into trouble with the UK Monopolies Commission, the organisation that monitors monopolistic practices throughout the country. The chairman of the Potato Growers Association in the UK,...

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Funny story: Man Finds Potato that Looks Like Kate Garraway

Man Finds Potato that Looks Like Kate Garraway

A farmer from Shropshire, who had faced bankrupcy after his potato crop was devastated by a freak outbreak of Black Scurf, has been saved at the eleventh hour by the discovery of a large spud which looks uncannily like popular pigeon-toed GMTV presen...

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Funny story: Brown is New Face of Potato Head

Brown is New Face of Potato Head

After a recent dip in sales of their flagship product, Mr Potato Head, Hasbro have announced a cunning new plan to get their spud-toy flying off the shelves in the run up to Christmas 2008.

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Funny story: Frozen french fry founder dead

Frozen french fry founder dead

"Mr. Spud," J.R. Simplot, age 99, died on May 25, 2008, at his home in Boise, Idaho, USA. Mr. Simplot is credited with developing & wholesaling the frozen potatoes used by fast food restaurants throughout the world to produce thin, ready-t...

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Funny story: Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

The Chief Executive @ McD's told shareholders that the string potatoes known as French Fries (pomme de terre frite) are now prepared in a different cooking oil, with no transfats at all, throughout the USA.

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Funny story: Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

Irish famine blamed on Marlon Brando

The Irish potato famine of the 1840's was the fault of dead legendary fat method actor Marlon Brando, is the dramatic claim made in a new book by Irish one-hit-wonder, Sinead O Connor.

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