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Funny story: Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Proposed changes in private property laws relating to dogs could make a postman's job a lot safer. Private property laws currently allow dogs to attack intruders, even if they're just delivering mail. "It's our 'privates' we're worried about,"...

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Funny story: £10bn Irish bank scam 'targetted 2.2 million UK Post Office accounts'

£10bn Irish bank scam 'targetted 2.2 million UK Post Office accounts'

Ballybollox, Eire - An ingenious scam by a dodgy Irish bank was revealed today at a whistleblower's industrial tribunal hearing. Shergar Bank & Truss Corp is accused of forming a joint venture bank with the UK Post Office whose 2.2 million acc...

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Funny story: In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The last time that the United States Postal System was in such a financial mess Paul Revere was riding through the streets of Pocatello, Idaho shouting that the redcoats were coming and that you could not miss them because they wer...

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Funny story: Inventions that should be invented but won't be

Inventions that should be invented but won't be

In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be. Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen. This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week. The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...

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Funny story: HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

HMS Ark Royal lost in the Post

Further embarrassment has been heaped on the Royal Mail today, when it emerged that the historic aircraft carrier, HMS Ark Royal, had been lost in the post. The retired former aircraft carrier had been listed for sale on the auction website, Ebay...

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Funny story: Alternative To Stamps On The Way

Alternative To Stamps On The Way

Denmark is introducing a Mobile Postage Service that can be used as an alternative to the traditional stamp. Instead of having to put a stamp on a letter or parcel, Danes will be able to text a message to the Post Office and they will receive a co...

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Funny story: Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail Stamp Price Hike Welcomed By Patriot

Royal Mail's announced record first-class post price rise has been welcomed in patriotic circles. The price of a first-class stamp will rise by 5p to 46p in April, following approval by the regulator Postcomm. The price rise should provide the Roy...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - New postage Stamp Depicts the Island

Isle of Wight News - New postage Stamp Depicts the Island

The Post Office are set to issue a new range of stamps for avid collectors everywhere depicting the islands of England and Wales. It was determined that there were too many islands in Scotland to use those. The Isle of Wight will be the face of the f...

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Funny story: Village Post Office Takes Over Pub

Village Post Office Takes Over Pub

Like many village pubs these days, the Plough Inn at Wigglesworth is closing down. However, the local Post Office remains open and will provide a service for drinkers. Customers will be able to pay up front for a range of beers and spirits - whic...

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Funny story: Free Return Address Labels for Life only $1.00

Free Return Address Labels for Life only $1.00

Return Address Labels Forever - Why would anyone want to order return address labels when all you have to do it send in one dollar to any organization that sends you free return address labels for the rest of your life. I have enough return address labels to wallpaper the walls in my entire house and that of my neighbors' house. She is just starting to run out since she quit sending her dollar...

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Funny story: Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

The United States Postal Service Warned today Dec 16th, that threats to the President must be posted no later than Friday, December 18th to reach the White House in time for Christmas. President Obama is already receiving up to 9,000 per month.

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Funny story: The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The Annual Race Between The Tortoise And The Hare- UPS Versus The Post Office

The time of year has come for the great Christmas race between the tortoise and the hare. Those who know the Aesop fable know it as a moralizing tale. In this case, it involves a total lack of morals whatsoever. This race is also symbolic- the...

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Funny story: Postal Sorting Office Explosion.

Postal Sorting Office Explosion.

It has been revealed that a Royal Mail sorting office was destroyed by two huge explosions. The sorting office in Warwick was destroyed during the postal strike when two letter bombs went off. A spokesperson said "it's quite ironic really, if...

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Funny story: People want the post strike to remain longer

People want the post strike to remain longer

Hopes post backlog will clear by the posties being on strike longer: Three hundred further days of strikes are planned this year Royal Mail hopes to be able to clear a backlog of billions of items before a second wave of strikes. The company puts...

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Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...

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Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...

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Funny story: Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

After running out of fresh excuses to strike, MP's have been left infuriated with the Royal Mail's leading union over the reasons behind their currently monthly strike. It appears the unions were balloted last week because of the way Postman Pat i...

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