A local man claims that Saturday will be a day to forget. Mr Gideon Lambrusco claimed to be "minding his own business" when his day just started to unravel for no apparent reason. "I just don't get it," said Mr Lambrusco, 46, of Panfried Garden...
A Portsmouth pub landlady has won her case against the Premier League over the right to show matches broadcast from other countries but some reckon the decision has come too late. The European Court of Justice found that Karen Murphy had the right...
Classification of football matches needs to be standardized and clarified according to a top observer. The call follows Sky Sports' coverage of Saturday's early match between Manchester City and Everton. City ran out 2-0 winners and went to the to...
Portsmouth are destined for greatness again following the signing of Benjani on a free transfer, according to club "superfan" Jake Seaport. The Zimbabwean striker played for the south coast club in the Premier League between 2006 and 2008. Althoug...
Portsmouth FC have a wonderful future as English and European champions according to an expert. The south coast club have endured difficult times recently - they won the FA Cup in 2008, but went into freefall once their Russian oligarch owner lost...
"Hipray! Hipray! Hipray!" The cheers rang out from the two great naval dockyards after a double victory over the Blades and the Owls. In a fixture list twist, struggling Sheffield Utd travelled to a resurgent Portsmouth while Plymouth, in financia...
Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...
Following Portsmouth's third win in a week, superfan Jake Seaport is convinced that the team has what it takes to win promotion back to the Premier League. Pompey won 2-0 at Ipswich today, following successes against Crystal Palace and Barnsley.
Buckingham Palace is advertising for a new "head of travel" to help the Royal Family cut costs and reduce their carbon footprint. The post, worth between £55,000 and £75,000, is advertised on the family's web site. A palace insider said: "Membe...
English football authorities will be watching a popular TV show with interest tonight as a team of loveable rogues take a fat cat agent "to the cleaners." BBC's Hustle features a team of grifters who each week punish a greedy crook or unscrupulous...
It was almost more than the great royal heart could stand - not only was she bidding farewell to her navy's flagship, but she had to miss her other great love. HM the Queen visited HMS Ark Royal at Portsmouth yesterday to say "goodbye" to the grea...
Portsmouth FC fans are furious at an alleged sleight to their club by former manager Harry Redknapp. Mr Redknapp had a colourful couple of spells at the south cost club, leading them into the Premier League and eventually winning the FA Cup with t...
The Queen is to launch Cunard's latest Queen Elizabeth liner at Southampton today in a ceremony during which she is also likely to reveal a long-kept secret. She will tell the crowds at the dockside that she is a life-long Portsmouth fan and that...
Liam Lawrence reckons ailing Portsmouth have turned the corner and can now aim for the promotion play-offs. "This is a mad league, isn't it?" he said after he scored a penalty to earn Pompey their first away point of the season. But fan Jake Se...
Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...
There were reports yesterday that administration stricken Portsmouth have enlisted the help of the skull faced Baron Samedi, a villain in the James Bond movie 'Live and let die', in their attempt to fight off relegation. A source close to the club...
Former Portsmouth striker, Jermain Defoe, who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur, has this morning been transferred back to Fratton Park due to 'a clerical error'. Defoe, currently readying himself for England's World Cup campaign in South Afri...
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