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Funny story: Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has reacted swiftly to fill the position of first-team coach at the club after Martin Keown rejected his offer last week, by hiring famous 1980's balding Dutch guy, Johhnnny Metgod. Metgod was said to be excited at th...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Be Given The Freedom Of The Borough Of Haringey To Go With The Freedom Of Portsmouth

Harry Redknapp To Be Given The Freedom Of The Borough Of Haringey To Go With The Freedom Of Portsmouth

Harry Redknapp, the new, and most successful Tottenham manager in living memory, is to be awarded with the the Freedom of the Borough of Haringey at a civic gala in recognition of his wonderful services to Spurs. It is the second such honour to b...

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Funny story: Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

New Portsmouth boss Tony Adams was over the moon that he had been given the chance to succeed former boss, and new Tottenham manager, Harry Redknapp, saying that it was a dream come true, and that Christmas had come early. He said: "It's a dream!...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Police on the south coast are frantically trying to locate the whereabouts of Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp this morning, after henchmen thought to be working for Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy took him from his home in the small hours.

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Funny story: Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...

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Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Funny story: Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline on January 31st. Benjani allegedly oversle...

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Funny story: McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Steve McClaren, the least popular England football manager in the history of the game, has given 'one last chance' to two veterans of the English game, goalkeeper David James and his Portsmou...

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Funny story: Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.

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Funny story: Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

Kylie To Star In Xmas Doctor Who

The BBC have announced a major coup for their festive TV schedule by securing the services of West Bromwich Albion goalkeeper Dean Kiely for the Christmas Day showing of Doctor Who.

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