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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Once Levitated The Pentagon

Pope John Paul II Once Levitated The Pentagon

Needing three confirmed miracles to become a saint, a group of 1960's hippies and ex-hippies have sworn that Pope John Paul II helped them levitate the Pentagon in 1969. "He wasn't a pope then but a Polish priest", stated one old-timer, still suck...

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Funny story: Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Smolensk - (Pie-in-the-Sky): President Lech Kaczynski, who died in a mystery plane crash at the weekend, was Pope John Paul II's son and a secret protégé of current Pope Joe Ratzinger. Kaczynski, 61, and his monozygotic twin Jaroslaw, 69, had been...

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Funny story: Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Miley Cyrus is the latest Hollywood star to come out in support of imprisoned director Roman Polanski. Polanski is being held in Europe awaiting extradition to the United States on an outstanding warrant in a 32 year old rape case. The victim was a...

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Funny story: Cardinal's Tell All Book Reveals Pope John Paul II Was Stabbed By Priest

Cardinal's Tell All Book Reveals Pope John Paul II Was Stabbed By Priest

A tell all book by the Cardinal who was the chief aide to Pope John Paul II has revealed that the Pope was stabbed in 1982, just one year after a shooting almost took his life. The knife wound was not fatal and the Vatican released a report that the...

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Funny story: Pope JP2 Lodge beatification "as soon as witness against him takes a hit": Vatican

Pope JP2 Lodge beatification "as soon as witness against him takes a hit": Vatican

Rome - (Satanic Mess): Plans to make Pope John Paul II a saint are on a roll just as soon as the Vatican makes the necessary arrangements for the customary drive-by shooting to eradicate the principal witness against him.

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Funny story: Pope John Paul II cured French nun's Parkinson, Letterman and Leno addiction.

Pope John Paul II cured French nun's Parkinson, Letterman and Leno addiction.

Paris-France; In scenes reminiscent of a Mother Teresa press conference, French nun Sister Marie Simon-Jolie faced the worlds media today and told proudly of how the former Pontiff Pope John Paul II had cured her of her terrible addiction to the Brit...

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