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Funny story: Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

A man who bought a toilet plunger to be able to deal with his family's constantly-blocked toilet, has described the item as "an invaluable purchase", and "an absolute Godsend". The problem with the toilet at the home of Moys Kenwood, 56, may not h...

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Funny story: The FDA orders vape juice to taste like fecal matter in light of youth vaping crisis

The FDA orders vape juice to taste like fecal matter in light of youth vaping crisis

To stem the tide of youth smokers and those using vaping products such as Juul devices, the FDA will be adding numerous new regulations for cigarettes and vaping products. In addition to banning menthol cigarettes to help reduce the number of youth a...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...

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Funny story: Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

A man in Scarborough was given a custodial sentence on Friday, after he told a judge he would have no intention of paying any fine levied against him for his failure to pick up a dog shit that his pet had left on one of the town's beaches. Ian Bra...

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Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Francisco. The song, a series of computer generated syllables set to music in the form...

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Funny story: Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

A man has revealed one of his most intimate secrets to people he does not know, on an internet website. Karl Mowton, 35, says that he used to finish off his turds by standing up to wipe his bottom, but now sits down to do so. "It's been a slow...

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Funny story: Inmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team

Inmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team

Central Wisconsin. William Kain Spud, a 35-year-old inmate at the medium-security Belton Correctional Facility, fashioned a 7.5 inch hammer out of his own feces and then used it as a weapon against correctional officers last Thursday, March 7th.

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...

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Funny story: New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

There was great excitement in Scotland earlier this afternoon, when an entirely new species of Brown Trout was discovered in Loch Laidon on Rannoch Moor on the border of Argyll and Bute, and Perthshire. There are already four other species of bro...

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Funny story: Man Ends Period Of Constipation In Style

Man Ends Period Of Constipation In Style

A football supporter who had been suffering from constipation for more than a week, finally ended his 'lean period' in style at the weekend. Myke Woodson (not real name) had been having trouble passing a stool, and had tried various things to alle...

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Funny story: Brexit deal close to being crimped off

Brexit deal close to being crimped off

After two and a half years of straining and pushing, Brexit is almost ready to splash down into the toilet bowl of political reality, and flushed into the sewers of history like the steaming turd of an idea that it is. Brexit has marched through t...

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Funny story: Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

There was real drama in the finishing stretch in the Belfast Marathon today, when, coming into the final 100 yards of the race, three men still in contention entered into a neck-and-neck sprint finish, only for one of them to bow out 10 yards from th...

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Funny story: The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.

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Funny story: Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...

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