PYONGYANG, North Korea - (World Satire) - President Kim Jong-un is madder than a thoroughbred racehorse with diarrhea. The Kimster has just learned that his space program, The Nice Rice Space Agency, launched a missile that went haywire and ended…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo says that the Kardashian sisters are extremely upset about the tampon shortage that has just hit the nation. Miss Bamboo said that Kim, who was recently dumped by her boyfrie…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that the "Queen Elizabeth Rocks" T-Shirts are outselling the combined T-Shirts of soccer stars Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, and Chicharito. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency reports that 47% of al…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…
CUSTER COUNTY, Colorado - (Satire News) - Ever since she was a little girl growing up in Iowa, Sherry Tuckahoe, wanted to do two things when she grew up; one, she wanted to work as a pole dancer and two, she wanted to be a sheriff. Well the striki…
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - A horsewoman from Muskogee, Alexis Sunsell, 24, recently told a reporter with The Ipso Facto News that she has been riding horses for 11 years, ever since her breasts developed when she was 13. Miss Sunsell,…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "King of X-Rated Films," Ron Jeremy is proud to announce that the chip off the old block, his son Ron Jr., has agreed to appear in an X-rated movie with two stunningly sensuous women "Little Big Ronnie," as Ron Jr.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper has just announced that the book that is #1 on the best seller list is Allegra Waterwell's novel, The Sandwalkers - Prostitutes of The Kalahari Desert." The book quickly shot…
PICCADILLY, England - (Satire News) - One of the most attractive actresses on Earth, Liz Hurley was in Piccadilly getting an estimate on a labia majora tightening procedure. Hurley, who is 57, but has the stunningly sexy body of a 27-year-old, rec…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole took some time out from her busy schedule to fly to America and make an appearance on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show." The two go back to their days when both were struggling to break into the Briti…
Los Angeles _ The Grammy's announced today that it was basically forced to add a new category to its Musical Awards show this year, due to the insane amount of hits on Alexa devices when parents weren't around. The Grammy's, not wanting to appear…
Which is worth more? Freedom of Speech is not an absolute. It can be changed. Incredibly easily! For example, if you call Prince Andrew a bag of shit (or worse – the truth!), you may easily get arrested. If you dare say that Chucky and His Brid…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jeanine Pirro, who BuzzFuzz News has called one of the two ugliest women on television*, has confided to GOPicky Magazine that her one-time idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump groped her beaver (muffin) on eight (8) differe…
LONDON - (UK News) - The two sons of Prince Charles and the late Princess Di, William and Harry have not talked to each other in over 120 days. The royal bros, as Ricky Gervais calls them, are both acting like little girls instead of like grown me…
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Celebrity Satire) - Taylor Swift, who has had more hit songs than Budweiser has beer bottles, has just released her latest (soon-to-be-a-hit) song. Taylor who pens 97% of all of her songs, informed Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Y…
JUNGLE BOOTY, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Jungle Time News has just broken the nine-year-old story that The Trumpturd openly grabbed the sexy ass of one of the beauty contestants during the Trump-owned 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant, which was held in…
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