Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all! She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an intervie…
Defeated former President Donald Trump has been officially registered as a foreign agent as per Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings. Trump who is already under multiple investigations including the Georgia election probe, and the January…
No, it’s not a new addition to Disneyland, it’s an upcoming classification of certain countries in the world. There’s the First World (who call themselves more civilized than other ‘worlds’, and are, thus, less civilized, being snobs, to put it li…
Beige-ing, China - On Friday, China got extra super pissy about Nancy Pelosi giving them the giant foam finger by visiting Taiwan, and they decided to take direct action against ole Nancy. Firstly, they sanctioned her and her entire family, even…
Herschel Walker likes guns. Boy, does he ever! He likes to play Russian Roulette, “more than once,” he said, and went onto say that if people go to his house to compete against him (whatever that means), he’ll load a gun with one bullet and put it to…
KANSAS CITY, Missouri - (Satire News) - National Focus Magazine has just broken the story that the infamous Tannagoosa Crime Family of Kansas City is not happy with GOP asshole Jim "Fruity Pebbles" Jordan. Durango Tucker with NFM spoke with family…
Alderaanian Queen Breha Organa this morning announced that the planet will be introducing a carbon tax in response to growing concerns about the climate. The announcement comes in the wake of a new report which identifies climate change as the primar…
In a recent Biden speech in the wake of the Dobbs decision to strike down Roe v Wade, Mr. Biden invoked the political power of women, observing that “When tens of millions of womens (sic) vote this year they won’t be alone.” Prongscald admits he…
This week the MP for Wuthering-on-Heights Mr Ian gropesalot was found guilty in court of groping the house of commons tea lady. Mrs Bourbon 78 of Leicester was filling her trolley for the afternoon tea when Mr Gropesalot came from behind her and…
Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He once voted left-wing, now he’s seriously thinking about voting to the right. When one is poor and has nothing and can’t get ahead in the world, you want your nation to help you out. When one has mo…
It isn’t the Republican Party anymore. It’s the Tucker Carlson Party! Tucker holds the reins of the buggy, and it looks like many Republicans are on board. A buggy usually has about two people, but Republicans are squeezing aboard. Tucker warns on…
According to Elon Musk spokespersons, he has a nose for opportunities. Not satisfied with merely the purchase of Twitter, he is now moving the goal posts toward additional targets for his billionaire appetite. He would take the CEO role for var…
VENUS FLY TRAP, North Carolina - (Satire News) - The much troubled senator from Upper Carolina, as North Carolinians call their state, now has even more problems. Cawthorn, which means chimp chump in Zimbabwean, is now being charged with insider t…
ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…
Gosh. The world witnessed the riot on January 6th at the Capitol. The riot was defined as Diplomatic Political Discourse, by Republicans. To define it as such is worse than a whitewash. It is closer to a pre-school F grade for Show And Tells. And…
The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…
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