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Former First Lady Begins Banning Words

Funny story: Former First Lady Begins Banning Words

Former First Lady, Mrs. Baracco Barner, has initiated a drive to officially ban, or outlaw what she considers to be sexist words in relation to women. As a result, she has now officially re-designated her position from 'First Lady' to America's 'Prim...

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Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes

Funny story: Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Due to a rare neurological disorder, Rupert Farfenoogle can walk only backwards. He can't face backwards, so he uses a system of rearview mirrors strapped around his upper arms to see where he's walking. From a young age,...

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Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Funny story: Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...

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Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Funny story: Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...

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School Sports Day Was Fixed Says Angry Parent

An angry parent has challenged the validity of his son's School sports day after all the participating children were declared to be "winners" even though they lost in events. Especially galling for the parent was the fact that a student, who was su...

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Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Funny story: Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Miss World, the politically incorrect contest for denigrating women, has made a step towards political correctness by installing a disability ramp. "This isn't the first time we've made a nod towards political correctness," said contest organiser,...

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Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Funny story: Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Calling somebody obese when they are so overweight that they require a reinforced sofa has been deemed unhelpful, and the search is on for more helpful terms. "People know that they're carrying excess weight," said Penny Schlecht, language co-ordi...

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"You Have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" Makes University's Book of Acceptable Words and Phrases for the Queen

Funny story: "You Have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" Makes University's Book of Acceptable Words and Phrases for the Queen

After years of publishing its ever growing annual book: List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Michigan's Lake Superior State University has decided to put out a much smaller book titled: List of Words that the Queen would real...

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Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

Funny story: Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...

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Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Funny story: Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...

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Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

Funny story: Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest. An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...

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Christmas is coming, the goose is getting ...

Funny story: Christmas is coming, the goose is getting ...

New anti-obesity laws that came into force at the start of December have rendered some cherished Christmas traditions politically incorrect. "The 'F' word has become more objectionalble than the 'N' word, the 'C' word or the 'G' word," said BNB Le...

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FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

Funny story: FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...

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Political Correctness Certified Insane

Funny story: Political Correctness Certified Insane

A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad. PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...

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Children's Books Banished To The Top Shelf

Funny story: Children's Books Banished To The Top Shelf

In a move which has outraged traditionalists in children's education, many UK book shops have removed a number of much loved children's favourites from shelves and placed them in the adult section of their shops. Books have been withdrawn on the grou...

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Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

Funny story: Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...

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Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Funny story: Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic. "Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...

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Greater Manchester Police: Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Funny story: Greater Manchester Police: Cutting Officers by the 1,000, whilst paying out £1,000s to an Inspector who fails the annual 'shield run'!

Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review. Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...

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