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Funny story: Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato. The study - wh...

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Funny story: Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa Middleton excitedly rang the editor of 'Gobsmacked News' to let her know she received a postcard from sister Kate this morning. Kate is vacationing in Canada with her Prince and told Pippa she is having a wonderful time being fussed over and p...

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Funny story: Spooky equinoctial death of Knut the bi-polar bear

Spooky equinoctial death of Knut the bi-polar bear

Germany - The four year-old polar fluffball died mysteriously in his Berlin Zoo compound just hours before the Vernal Equinox. The heartbreaking demise has shocked zoo officials, some of whom are still reeling from the unexpected sudden death of h...

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Funny story: Populating Arctic Ocean With Polar Bears Could Halt Global Warming, Says Sarah Palin

Populating Arctic Ocean With Polar Bears Could Halt Global Warming, Says Sarah Palin

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In an effort to show America she has turned over a new leaf, Sarah Palin has announced she will star in an upcoming 8-episode television show focusing on Alaska's environmental issues, set to air this season on Discoveries' The Le...

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Funny story: Polar Bears Rage Against Greenpeace

Polar Bears Rage Against Greenpeace

Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away. Greenpeace have of lately been send...

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Funny story: Polar Bears march to The Cairngorm Mountains in Aviemore

Polar Bears march to The Cairngorm Mountains in Aviemore

Polar Bears are on the march to the Cairngorms National Park in the North Of Scotland after reports of continual snow and ice and freezing temperatures. The Cairngorms are popular with climbers,walkers, skiers and sightseers and there are plenty o...

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Funny story: Al Gore steps between GETSAPO and NAZI

Al Gore steps between GETSAPO and NAZI

With trouble brewing between the Generous Environmentalists Totally Saving All Polar Organisms (GETSAPO) and the National Australian Zoological Institute (NAZI) over a polar bear evacuation project, Al Gore has stepped in with a compromise. 'Even...

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Funny story: NAZI opposes GETSAPO bear 'relocation' project

NAZI opposes GETSAPO bear 'relocation' project

Australian environmentalists have announced 'complete opposition, complete resistance' to plans by the Generous Environmentalists Totally Saving All Polar Organisms (GETSAPO) to evacuate all polar bears on the northern polar icecap to Antarctica.

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Funny story: GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

With climate guru Al Gore's announcement at the Copenhagen Climate Summit that there would be no Arctic ice within five years, a group of hardy environmentalists put together a crash program to save the polar bears. The Generous Environmentalists...

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Funny story: Polar bear saying he can swim 70 miles across the Arctic quite easily annoys Greenlies

Polar bear saying he can swim 70 miles across the Arctic quite easily annoys Greenlies

Middle-class charity Greenlies was a tad irritated today when a polar bear claimed he could swim 70 miles across the Arctic Ocean quite easily, and before breakfast. 'We sit here on our melting ice floes', he said from a melting ice floe near Amo...

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Funny story: The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.

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Funny story: UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour

UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour

Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference. "The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...

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Funny story: Polar Bears Threatened by Joe Pesci

Polar Bears Threatened by Joe Pesci

New York - Actor Joe Pesci was whisked away by police today at the Bronx Zoo while overhead making threats against the polar bears. I don't know but I there I was minding my own business eating an ice cream cone with my nephew Joey when we was wa...

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Funny story: Environmentalists to Organize Polar Bear Hunts

Environmentalists to Organize Polar Bear Hunts

Los Angeles CA: A new study, just released by the Sierra Club, indicates that Polar Bears are the cause of global warming in the Arctic regions. Up to 60% of these Polar Bears reside in the Canadian Arctic. The Russians have denied that their Polar B...

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Funny story: Knut the Polar Bear Evicted From Berlin Zoo

Knut the Polar Bear Evicted From Berlin Zoo

Knut the Polar Bear, who made headlines two years ago after being rejected by his mother, bottle fed by some zoo workers, and almost euthanized by others, now faces eviction from the Berlin Zoo. According to Zoo officials, there is no room for him a...

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Funny story: Lesbian Polar Bears?

Lesbian Polar Bears?

HOKKAIDO, Japan - Zookeepers at The Kushiro Municipal Zoo in Hokkaido, Japan were puzzled as to why a polar bear couple would not mate. Zoo officials said, "We just did not know why it was, but the chemistry in the romance department was just not...

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Funny story: Polar Bears migrate to New York and Alaska - Eat Sarah Palin

Polar Bears migrate to New York and Alaska - Eat Sarah Palin

Polar Bears, the cute cuddly bears of Coca Cola Christmas Campaigns, and the visual accompaniment to a voice over by David Attenborough are said to be settling in New York and Alaska. An upturn to this is that a number of them have shown an intere...

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