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Funny story: Astrologers slam sexist, sizeist slur on Pluto 'twin' Eris

Astrologers slam sexist, sizeist slur on Pluto 'twin' Eris

London - A stargazers convention has deplored an official 2005 NASA description of Eris as a 'frigid dwarf' and declared it a load of sexist bollox. Astrologers Anonymous sources said today the minature planet has been slandered by an internationa...

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Funny story: Pluto Held In Connection With Celebration Florida Murder

Pluto Held In Connection With Celebration Florida Murder

Investigators in Florida are trying to determine why beloved celebrity doggie Pluto committed the first reported murder in Celebration, Florida; a distinctly creepy, Stepford-Wives-type knit town that was conceived and built by the Walt Disney Co.

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Funny story: NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

At first this was attributed to just plain old embarrassment. After all, Pluto was demoted in 2006, being told that he was just a "dwarf planet." Pluto's still blushing about that one. But further investigation by scientists has revealed the real ca...

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Funny story: IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair

IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair

Paris, France - Patrick Phair, son of the now deceased Venetia Burney, the girl who had been the only woman on Earth to name a planet, is counter-suing the International Astronomical Union for damages. In dispute again is Pluto, and whether it sho...

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Funny story: Pluto downsized to 'Disabled Mass'

Pluto downsized to 'Disabled Mass'

HOUSTON, Texas - Pluto has done it again. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced this morning that the 'dwarf planet' Pluto would be downsized to a 'disabled mass'. NASA also said "We are still considering lowering it to O...

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Funny story: Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Poor Pluto has been demoted from one of the seven planets, recently called a Plutoid by International Astronomical Union and now diagnosed as a hemorrhoid on the ass of Neptune.

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Funny story: NASA Recalls Pluto Space Craft New Horizons

NASA Recalls Pluto Space Craft New Horizons

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has recalled the New Horizons mission to Pluto. The space craft is performing a U-turn and will return to Earth as commanded.

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Funny story: Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...

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Funny story: Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Anaheim Calif, Disney Land - Pluto blew a cog after being assaulted in the family jewels by a youngster yesterday morning. Pluto chased the youth around and around a fountain after losing his cool. This just goes to show even cartoons can only take...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.

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Funny story: Eviction In The Bahamas

Eviction In The Bahamas

NEWS RELEASE - PLUTO EVICTED: No Longer A Planet...

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Funny story: "Plutoed" is Named Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society

"Plutoed" is Named Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society

Since to "pluto" means "to demote or devalue someone or something," perhaps not everyone would be delighted to discover that such a word was derived from one's own name.

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Funny story: NASA targets Pluto

NASA targets Pluto

DUNCAN DONUTS, Fla. -- A spacecraft will begin a voyage to Pluto soon, according to NASA.

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Funny story: Next Stop... Pluto!

Next Stop... Pluto!

Washington (July 7) --- Earlier this morning President Bush revealed his new project. Lucky I happened to be hiding, at the time, in the white houses' front gardens. I was one of the first to hear the news. He stood out on the front steps and in...

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