America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...
The secret of why there is still a continuing presence of Gideon Bibles and not wank magazines in hotels which lone businessmen frequent was released under the "Freedom of Information Act" this morning. The thin paper which the specially made Kin...
HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...
CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...
HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner has just let the American news media know that he received an email from North Korea's Kim Jong Un. The North Korean leader expressed a desire to visit California and tour the world famous Playboy Mansion. Hefner said...
Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...
In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
CHICAGO, IL - Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter and president and CEO now that her father, the magazine's founder and publisher emeritus, is encumbered by his having to wear Depends diapers for adults to avoid embarrassing accidents, announced during...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, alias The Sultan of Sarcasm and owner of X-Factor has just said that he is in the market for a brand new home. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Cowell was recently given a personal tour of the Playbo...
MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired. Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old mode...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows. State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...
A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - The Playboy Mansion will soon have a happily married woman residing as its "First Lady." Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy Empire mogul has just announced that the wedding between him and Playboy bunny, Crystal Harris...
Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS. Rolling Stone- "Jerry Garcia Man! He'd make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he's dead?" Playboy- "Bill Clinton! We'd be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in the saddle!" Cosmopolitan- "Sarah Palin! What a hot cover we'd have if she were elected! And the sexy articles we could write." Sports Il...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
