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Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan stated that she was watching the Academy Awards Show at her home when suddenly she saw a man whom she said she was fascinated with. Lohan is talking about Edgar Martirosyan, the pizza delivery man who delivered 3 pi...

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Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

Funny story: Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

DETROIT - The Detroit-based Little Caesar's Pizza Chain has just stated that they would love to hire Ellen DeGeneres to be their national television spokesperson. A representative for the worldwide pizza franchise, Drew Bizzinetti, informed the ne...

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With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...

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Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

Funny story: Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

HOLLYWOOD - The Pompous Pizza Parlor located across the street from the Dolby Theater where the Academy Award Show was held has just said that they broke their all-time record for pizza sales thanks to the Oscar's host Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen asked...

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Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Funny story: Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...

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A barrel of sweet light crude with every double pepperoni to go says pizza shop owner

Funny story: A barrel of sweet light crude with every double pepperoni to go says pizza shop owner

Pennsylvania - The owner of a pizza shop whose wood-fired oven exploded last month causing widespread damage in the Green County area has vowed to make it up to customers with his latest giveaway. Pepe Mozarella says anyone ordering one of his fam...

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Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

Funny story: Oil Company's Well Explodes So It Gives Out Pizza

A Chevron well in the preparation stages for hydraulic fracturing exploded last Tuesday 50 miles south of Pittsburgh, Penn., causing a fire that lasted for four days and left one Chevron contractor unaccounted for and another one injured. Fracking...

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Iranian Warship Off The Coast of Italy Pelted With Pizzas

Funny story: Iranian Warship Off The Coast of Italy Pelted With Pizzas

SIDERNO, Italy - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that the townspeople of the coastal city of Siderno are not a happy group of folks these days. It seems that ever since an Iranian warship showed up off the coast a few days ago there has b...

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Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

Funny story: Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

RUSTIC GAP, Maryland - The residents of the western part of Maryland say that they are fed up with the governor telling them that they can't do this and they can't do that. And for that reason there is a strong movement in the western part of the...

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Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

Funny story: Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

DENVER - The city of Denver is still somewhat downtrodden after the Denver Broncos were blown away in Super Bowl XXII by the Seattle Seahawks 43-8. But Mayor Michael B. Hancock has informed the Mile High City news media that Denver has just been n...

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A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

Funny story: A Colorado Church Says No To Pot Smoking Worshippers

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot. The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church. R...

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A Pot Shop In Aspen Is Now Selling Pot-Laced Pizzas

Funny story: A Pot Shop In Aspen Is Now Selling Pot-Laced Pizzas

ASPEN, Colorado - Rudy "Weedy" Bloomingfield recently said that as a young boy growing up in Aspen he dreamed of one day owning a ski shop. Well Rudy grew up but he did not get that ski shop he dreamed about, instead he is now the owner of The Swe...

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A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

Funny story: A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...

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Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

Funny story: Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

AUSTIN - The Schlotzsky's sandwich franchise chain has just announced that it plans to change the corporate name in 2014. Schlotzsky's Spokesperson Ashley Gail Tiarafelli stated that after hiring an independent research agency, it was determined t...

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Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

LOS ANGELES - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred has been hired by Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd. The two celebrities have expressed a desire to purchase the national pizza chain Pizza Hut. Ms. Allred has said that she is presently in the...

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The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

Funny story: The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

TARZANA, California - Word coming out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Kirstie Alley may end up finding herself churchless. According to reports from an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity, the Church of The Scientific Method is v...

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Michelle Obama Spotted Eating A Double Pepperoni Pizza

Funny story: Michelle Obama Spotted Eating A Double Pepperoni Pizza

DETROIT - Michelle Obama who is noted for preaching that school kids need to eat a nutritious meal and stop eating junk food was photographed at an elementary school in Detroit - eating a double pepperoni pizza. The news media had been told before...

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The We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State

Funny story: The We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State

WALLA WALLA, Washington - Ever since the two states of Colorado and Washington legalized the use of marijuana the tourism numbers have skyrocketed beyond belief. Many of the younger residents of the states are as excited as Chelsea Handler at an N...

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