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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

The golf world was in shock today as the latest Tweet from Tiger Woods seems to indicate his days as the World's most feared golfer are over! Tweeting from his River to Ocean palatial compound in South Florida, a morose Tiger admitted his skills...

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Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...

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Funny story: Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Thwarted

Somali Pirates Thwarted

Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups. The pir...

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Funny story: "¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

"¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

"¡El Arrrgh!" exclaimed Mexican pirates, after the lead investigator of the David Hartley murder's severed head was delivered --C.O.D., by the way-- to the Mexican Army, according to Fox News, which never reports incorrect information. Use Fed-Ex...

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Funny story: Did Former Pirate from Manchester Win $175M Lottery? Mum's The Word Says His Barrister!

Did Former Pirate from Manchester Win $175M Lottery? Mum's The Word Says His Barrister!

Despite universal silence on the matter, rumours are circulating that a former Pirate, butcher, and shite cook has scored the nation's biggest lotto payoff since Wayne Rooney & David Beckham made off with everything but the crown jewels in their...

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Funny story: Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

A woman who reported that her husband was shot in the head by Mexican pirates denied she had anything to do with his death, and a Texas sheriff said he had no doubts about her story. Tiffany Hartley said her husband, David, was shot Thursday on Fa...

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Funny story: Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Neighbors describe P.M Wortham as a normal bloke, 'just one of the neighbors, really,' before a childhood fantasy became all too real when he quit his day job and began building his boat in the backyard. That's when it 'all came a cropper' says his Y...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...

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Funny story: Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Convicted Peeping Tom, Tom Thompson, lost an eye last night whilst peeking through a peep-hole in the womens changing room at the leisure centre in Tring. The 42 year old father of none had been spying on several women as they gently lathered thei...

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Funny story: Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

It was announced at a noon press conference that embattled CEO of BP has been kidnapped by Somali pirates. Tony Haywood, the CEO born with two left feet in his mouth, had escaped the "small" people of the sticky, icky Gulf of Mexico to enjoy a littl...

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Funny story: Former Pirate Captain Morse Sold For £8.38 On Dickinson's Real Deal

Former Pirate Captain Morse Sold For £8.38 On Dickinson's Real Deal

TV viewers in the UK were almost literally glued to their flatscreen TV sets as South Carolina based former pirate captain, Morse was sold off by his wife and dog for £8.38 on cheap Antiques Roadshow rip off Dickinson's Real Deal. On hearing that...

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Funny story: Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Keeping his campaign pledge to either prosecute or release non American citizens regardless of their crimes President Obama hailed the release of 11 Somali pirates who opened fire on the USS Farragut. "I congratulate the captain and crew of the F...

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Funny story: Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord...

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Funny story: 'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

Ironic though it may be, the misfortunes which have befallen disgraced pirate ship captain, Morse Morse, of Moosejaw, Maine have sparked a massive resurgence of interest in the Spoof.com's collaborative Magazine Section saga, 'Below Decks'. The s...

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Funny story: Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex pirate and globally renowned author, Captain Morse sparked all manner of confusion Thursday when he visited an island market in the Caribbean, as part of a scheduled cruise on which he was a passenger. Initially, all went well as the scurvy sea...

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Funny story: Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Esteemed writer and former pirate captain, Morse Morse, formerly of Moosejaw, Maine, winner of an internet writer's competition in the January edition of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com with his hilarious tale of conjoined tennis playing twins...

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