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Funny story: American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

Los Angeles - And all it took was just one rather feline strut down the red carpet in a shimmering $50,000 Stuart Gulliver gown to steal the show on Oscars Night as Jennifer Lopez reaffirmed her pole position in yet another International Rear Of The...

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Funny story: Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

No readers, your eyes do not deceive you! Nightclub mogul and renowned lothario, Peter Stringfellow has been secretly wooing Prince Williams's sister-in law and renowned arse, Pippa Middleton for several months now, and those close to the couple say, 'It's love!' Friends say that the flames of passion were stoked after Mr Stringfellow 'copped an eyeful' of Pippa during the Royal Wedding last Ap...

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Funny story: Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

London - A TV presenter's quip about deporting 'problem families' to the far flung archipelago has morphed into an exciting new project. Sky News reporter Colin Brazier's suggestion about sending 120,000 miscreant families each costing the taxpaye...

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Funny story: Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Eight US lawmakers have withdrawn their support for anti-piracy laws, after "blackout" protests on thousands of internet porn sites. Two of the bill's co-sponsors, Mario Mario from Florida and Billy Blunt from Missouri, are among those backing awa...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspa...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

The Duchess of Cambridge is to become a volunteer helper at her local scouse group as part of a new package of royal patronages. Kate will wear the Scouse Association's distinctive red luis suarez t-shirt, scarf and famous 1980s permed wig as she...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton was to have been the face of the PIP breast implant, bwahaha...

Pippa Middleton was to have been the face of the PIP breast implant, bwahaha...

London - The ad campaign for the Poly Implant Prothese mammary jellies has gone on the wobble after Pippa Middleton flip-flopped over contractual terms. Secret organic ingredients thought to be Medusa jellyfish hybrids, have been hit hard by EU au...

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Funny story: The Greatest Awards In The World Ever

The Greatest Awards In The World Ever

Here at Back and to the Left news we have what our psychologists have called "A overinflated opinion of ourselves and our worth to humankind". Which we always took as a compliment. So because were such a wildly read news team we decided to give out our own awards based on what was great and what was shite throughout the year. We have called them The Greatest Awards In The World Ever! Granted it's...

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Funny story: Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party. A typing error announced the advance as £400,000. It is in fact £40. And the advance will no...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie. The Hollywood based producer, who spott...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Pippa Middleton 'a dead ringer for France's Ségolène Royal'

Paris - 'Take away the botox jabs, the cheek fillers and contour-plumpers and what do you get?' a Paris Snatch editorial asked today as rumors continued to fly about the controversial 58 year-old French politician. 'She may not have Pippa's slende...

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Funny story: Pippa's New Coat!

Pippa's New Coat!

Pippa Middleton, aka The Rear of the Millennium, did it again yesterday when she wore a COAT! Admirers of the Queen's eldest son's eldest son's bride's sister might have been disappointed that our newest National Treasure chose to cover up that love...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent have confirmed that Pippa Middleton the sister of Prince William's wife Princess Kate has agreed to appear on America's Got Talent. Pippa, who is known in America as "PipMiddy" recently spoke with...

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Funny story: Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

News leaking out of the sump informs that eagle eyed TV Grand Prix viewer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, fears that he's spotted the legendary mystery blonde, lurking behind Prince Harry and Bernie Ecclestone in a BBC TV interview. "There's loads...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand is livid this morning after reading a story in the 'soon to be gone' News of the World. He didn't buy the paper but it was shown to him by a neighbour. He is so angry that the journalist in question twisted around what really did h...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton is truly concerned that the new relationship growing between her sister Kate and her step-mother-in-law Camilla may end up being disastrous for Kate. Sources tell of Camilla spending more and more time with Kate and when asked, was...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

NEW YORK CITY - Russell Brand appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and was asked about how his marriage to Katy Perry is going. Brand giggled and said that things are great and that he is so happy that he finally decided to settle down with just one g...

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