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Funny story: Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

She's still a baby, but she already has her brother's name picked out: Pine Thyme Hart. "I don't," Willow Sage said, "expect to be the only one around with a name containing a tree, an herb, and a body part." She wants company, and she demands...

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Funny story: Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on. Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...

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Funny story: Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

A gay man almost lost his temper this morning on Channel Six breakfast TV show 'Bacon And Eggs With Pauline McGlynn' when the Irish star of Father Ted asked him if he ever wears pink socks. Algernon Farquarse almost exploded as the former Mrs Doyl...

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Funny story: Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Following her recent pregnancy announcement on the daytime talk show television circuit, power entertainer and songstress, Pink admits looking to Irish Whiskey brands for inspiration on baby names. Along with hubby and offroad motorcycle racing pr...

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Funny story: Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Pink was once punk, but now she's determined to master the art of swinging on the high trapeze and this skill can have it's "down points"! Yesterday in Germany she was swinging to and fro, forgot her words whilst attempting to sing, took a swing f...

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Funny story: Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...

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Funny story: Singer Pink To Perform But Brother Punk Not Invited To Attend

Singer Pink To Perform But Brother Punk Not Invited To Attend

While the singer Pink will be doing at least one number at the Grammys later this month, her nutty brother Punk has been told that he will not be invited, even to the audience. "Punk will do anything to get people's eyes off his sister. He's extr...

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Funny story: The 'Political song' and 'Pink'

The 'Political song' and 'Pink'

To me the political song is both comical and frustrating. I just don't understand why someone would think "right, I am opposing to something so shall I actually do something to stop it…no I think I will write a song about it".

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Funny story: Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her "a whiny biatch." Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the...

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Funny story: Is Pink the New Black?

Is Pink the New Black?

The battle among pop stars continues as singer and songwriter Pink (Alecia Moore) said that Britney Spears is "not a true artist." Pink had mentioned Britney by name in a song from earlier in her career, saying that she's "tired of...

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Funny story: Pretty in Pink

Pretty in Pink

Alicia "Batgirl" Silverstone, last seen on short lived "Miss Match" with Ryan O Neil, is returning to TV. This time in the sit com "Pink Collar". It's a 'single camera comedy', which doesn't mean much, ex...

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Funny story: Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

After years of trying to convince New Yorkers and Angelenos that orange was the new black, pink was the new black, and gray was the new black, major fashion designers have conceded that black is the new black, the old black, the current black, and th...

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