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Funny story: American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest has stated that he cannot believe that his hit show American Idol is having trouble filling the third judges position. Seacrest spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Keith Urban will be back and...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev wanted to make it clear that the rumor that season five of The Vampire Diaries will see the town of Mystic Falls, Virginia completely wiped out by a category 7 tornado is positively false. She said that she believes that th...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Trying To Put The Make On Stacy Keibler

Charlie Sheen Trying To Put The Make On Stacy Keibler

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen was out in the backyard of his Mulholland Estate Mansion, Casa Jose Cuervo when Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight arrived at his front gate. Sheen had invited him over to talk about an idea he has fo...

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Funny story: Kellie Pickler Denies She's Having Derek Hough's Baby

Kellie Pickler Denies She's Having Derek Hough's Baby

NASHVILLE - Kellie Pickler has had to address the rumors that she and Derek Hough have become more than just dancing partners and BFF's. The petite country music singer who recently won Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy by capturin...

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Funny story: Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has told the news media that NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer seems to think that he is the East Coast version of George Clooney. But one look in the mirror will prove to Mr. Lauer that, that just isn't the case.

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Funny story: President Obama Says That Approval Numbers Are Nothing But Numbers

President Obama Says That Approval Numbers Are Nothing But Numbers

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated on several occasions that he has the hardest job in the world. He said that it is harder than being an Oregon Lumberjack, a Massachusetts grape stomper, and even a West Virginia coal miner. He poin...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - The sleepy little town of Mystic Falls, Virginia is once again brimming with the hustle and bustle of it's inhabitants on the CW blockbuster hit The Vampire Diaries. The main cast member who portrays Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev sat down...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Want To Date The Salaciously Sexy Stacy Keibler

Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Want To Date The Salaciously Sexy Stacy Keibler

HOLLYWOOD - Like sharks at a feeding frenzy Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand wasted no time in letting it be known that each one would love to go out on a date with the salaciously sexy Stacy Keibler. And as Dr. Watson once said, "Well duh, no kidd...

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Funny story: Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson at 46, is like the Eveready Bunny, the mature lady just keeps on going and going and lately she has been going quite a bit with one of her ex-husbands, film producer Rick Salomon. Salomon, 44, recently told Pico de...

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Funny story: The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, one of the judges on America's Got Talent, has learned a very valuable lesson - marriages might not be forever but tattoos are, or at least until one spends lots of money and goes through a lot of needless pain to get them rem...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

LA BREA - Paris and her mom were having breakfast at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner when she overheard someone in the next table mention the word lesbian. Paris put down her chorizo and egg breakfast taco and asked the woman if she was ta...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, 48, recently stated to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she would love to find a nice, caring, devoted man and settle down with him in her luxuriously exquisite $2.7 million New Orleans mansion Ch√Ęteau Creol...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Kate Middleton Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars have already sat down and are trying to figure out who to invite to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. One name which has come up in previous meetings is t...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Going Back To His Real Name, Carlos Estevez

Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Going Back To His Real Name, Carlos Estevez

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has stated that he wants to put the feud with Two and A Half Men creator, producer, and writer Chuck Lorre in the past. The one time Space Cadet has said that he has really grown up and matured in just the past year.

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the stars of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara had just had her hair styled by FuFi Fondue, known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars when she was approached by a celebrity reporter. Miss Vergara had been interviewed...

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