PHILADELPHIA - Josh Hoodmeister, manager of The Friendly Friends of Freedom Private Suburban Swim Club, which denied 60 black kids access to the club's pool has changed his mind. Hoodmeister admitted that he was wrong in denying the kids access to...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - At a press conference in a Philadelphia Airport hotel Friday, Ann Coulter shrugged off the raging swine flu epidemic as a "sham" and a "liberal hoax." Coulter had just arrived in the City of Brotherly Love to promote her latest...
Obamadelphia PA-- Mayor Michael Nutter officially renamed Philadelphia in a City Hall ceremony yesterday. The nation's sixth largest city is now officially Obamadelphia, named for the nation's first African-American president. The name change takes...
Philadelphia PA-- Anthony Romero was arrested today on bigamy charges. Prosecutors say he married at least 23 times, all of them women from his South Philadelphia neighborhood. All the women lived in the same modest blocks of row houses in the Italia...
Boca Raton Fl-- A Florida woman was arrested today for violating a new code banning beehive hairdos in Boca Raton. Diane Giblet, visiting from Philadelphia, was booked on misdemeanor charges and released. She was charged with possession of a beehive...
(Harrisburg PA) Hillary Clinton launched a 25-megaton hydrogen bomb at Philadelphia from her campaign headquarters at 3 AM this morning. Two smaller nuclear missiles hit the Philadelphia suburbs moments later. The Obama hot spots were totally inciner...
Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...
Former Philadelphia Eagles head coach Dick Vermeil admitted yesterday to taping Dallas before his team played in the NFC Championship game on January 11, 1981. The coach has never publicly talked about the show and its numerous popular characters, un...
The Philadelphia Phillies, the losingest team in all professional sports, has set a new benchmark for utility. They lost their 10,000th baseball game, becoming the first team to ever reach that mark of futility.
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed a new receiver to replace suspended starter and big mouthed bad boy Terrell Owens. Team officials announced today that The Burger King will start at the position for their Monday Night Football game against their...
PHILADELPHIA-NFL Eagles fallen star running back Terrell Owens' forced public apology to teammates after maligning QB Donovan McNabb put the gridiron world on its ear and placed a large ominous question mark over the future of T.O., dubbed ‘Terminall...
The Philadelphia Eagles suspended wide receiver Terrell Owens for conduct detrimental to the team. This was due to comments and insults made by Owens to reporters regarding the Eagle's players, players' wives, players' mothers, player...
Philadelphia, PA -- Dan Brown, the controversial novelist that brought the world such blockbusters as The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons, announced today that his latest novel will expose the "blatant homosexuality" practiced by th...
Area food stores that call themselves "The Official Eagles Party Center" better have a license to do so, "or face legal consequences," warned Eagles president, Joe Banner, yesterday.
"I got dizzy right after I ate the Jell-O pudding pop, then everything became a blur," says Andrea Constand, 31, who has charged comedian Bill Cosby, 66, with making "unfunny advances" toward her in his Philadelphia mansion last year. Constand, curre...
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Volatile experminenting at Sheldon H. Brockton Laboratories has unfortunately spawned a ubiquitous effect around the globe.
Philadelphia, PA--A doctoral-level classical piano student as the Curtis Institute here in Philadelphia has discovered the true meaning of Satie's directions to musicians.
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