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Funny story: Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady took an interesting approach to the 'old man' of the game, Peyton Manning. Like some fawning rookie just starting to play in the NFL, Tom took the high road to deliver a low blow. When asked what he thought about Peyton Manning, Brady r...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

DENVER - After Denver Broncos Vice-President John Elway signed former Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning to a 5-year, $96 million contract, many sports writers, reporters, and fans remarked that Elway was a much better passer than he is a...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me 9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck. 8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave. 7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye! 6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments. 5. Center must...

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Funny story: Any Number Can Play-Except if You're Peyton Manning

Any Number Can Play-Except if You're Peyton Manning

Among the profitable moves made by monomaniac Peyton Manning was to usurp the retired number of Denver Bronco great Frank Tripucka upon signing with his new team. The long-retired Bronco didn't have much choice, and a new generation of disrespect cam...

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Funny story: Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning to Create His Own Tebow Move in Denver

Peyton Manning to Create His Own Tebow Move in Denver

Teammates of Peyton Manning have leaked the new quarterback's plans to create a celebratory and unique "move", much different from Tebowing, after scoring each touchdown. "Peyton is a bit older than many of the guys and remembers the early days o...

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Funny story: Kardashian Serves the Ham in Text War with Jon Hamm

Kardashian Serves the Ham in Text War with Jon Hamm

The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill. "She apparently didn't care much for being called stupid and void...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

DENVER - Well now that all of the carnival-like antics and circus atmosphere of The Peyton Manning Free-For-All Fracas Show is over and he has signed with the Denver Broncos the lingering question is now, "What will become of Denver quarterback sensa...

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Funny story: Brady the Sequel to Follow Tom Brady in Foxboro

Brady the Sequel to Follow Tom Brady in Foxboro

Brady Quinn may be the biggest loser of the Peyton Manning sweepstakes. Yes, all eyes have watched Peyton going through the practice motions before the all-knowing eye of John Elway. Watchers in the thorny world of the NFL have gazed upon Tim T...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Peyton Manning Shocks Sports World - Quits NFL For Ailing Limey Soccer Outfit

Sports fans on both sides of the Atlantic were stunned today to learn that iconic Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, has quit the NFL to play soccer in England. And his choice of club could not be further from the heady heights he enj...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Signing With Tennessee Titans

Peyton Manning Signing With Tennessee Titans

A funny thing happened on the way to Miami. Peyton Manning, released by the Indianapolis Colts, didn't show up. Manning was supposed to be in Miami early this week but has yet to show and is in Nashville, Tennessee. So what's up? Has Manning pl...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...

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Funny story: The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League is getting extreme pressure from team owners, fans, and families of quarterbacks to do something to prevent the rash of quarterback injuries that have plagued the sport this year and in years past. Indi...

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Funny story: Winless Colts Reach Out to Doug Flutie to Save Season!

Winless Colts Reach Out to Doug Flutie to Save Season!

The Indianapolis Colts, 0-2 for the first time in over a decade, have reached out to retired Quarterback Icon Doug Flutie in order to try and save their season! Franchise Q-Back Peyton Manning is out for the season, and despite 3 controversial nec...

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Funny story: Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Retired quarterback Archie Manning is making more money than both his sons, Eli and Peyton, put together. This fact was secretly released after an audit by the Internal Revenue Service that was released by a recently retired employee. "We could...

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Funny story: Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...

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Funny story: Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...

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