Lord Peter Mandelson has anounced a split from his Brazilian male lover "Reynaldo" because he thinks he may have made a mistake for twenty years and could be a heterosexual. After spending a night with the ex TV comedian Michael Barrimore they di...
Ten year old, Chloe Hickinbottom has arrived on the scene at the perfect time. Her performance of "White Cliffs of Dover" on Britain's Got talent has resonanted in some unlikely places. The Labour ex government want her as their pin up girl. As t...
As a dire situation worsens, Lord Mandelson has danced into the highlights. Not satisfied with his dancing feet being splashed all over the Guardian, he has taken big steps to rescue, UK travellers stranded abroad. With some fancy moves, he has co...
Our esteemed leader, Gordon Brown, has visited The Queen to ask for the dissolution of Parliament ahead of the General Election, but she has flatly refused. Appearing briefly outside Buckingham Palace a flushed Gordon told reporters, "I will be co...
Bob Black runs a B & B in Bournemouth,and has put up a sign vacancies in his guest house but the sign also says NO BOY AND BOY ROOMS IN THIS B & B. This comes after a politician Chris Gayling,claimed that B & B owners had the right to tur...
Peter Mandelson the guy who is at the top of the list in every decision making board in Government has agreed to support a Green car. Under today's title as Business Secretary Mandelson has agreed to support the Ford Plant in Bridgend,with their £1.5...
Tel Aviv - (Tell Him Anything You Like!): Mossad high command has blamed Peter Mandelson's fetid IRA birth mother, a resident in the Persian Gulf, for the Dubai hit on a Hamas commander wanted for, er, something. Svetlana Khrushchev, 70, spawned t...
Lord Mandelson the most senior Illuminati member in politics in the UK is to go to a secret Illuminati meeting where it will be decided who is going to win the next General Election. Now you may think that the UK is a Democracy surely the people w...
Peter Mandelson has an amazing 35 cabinet committee posts his influence some would say control over Government decisions is supreme. Undercover reporter Harry Holmes has discovered that Lord Mandelson is a top member of the Illuminati and is know...
In a shock revelation, Lord Peter Mangelson UK Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that he is to enter into a Civil Partnership with the well-known American golfer, Tiger Woods. At a press conference one hour...
BURBANK - The host of TVs game show Deal Or No Deal, Howie Mandel was reportedly taking a nap at his home when suddenly his maid, Gertrudina's 12-month-old baby accidentally touched the germ phobia freak Mandel on his left ankle. Mandel woke up sc...
London - (Drowning Street): Special protection officers have told UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to wear body armour during meetings with Lord of Misrule Peter Mandelson. Worried cops videotaped Brown's secret meeting last week behind a Clarence Ho...
Following private polling by the Labour Party, it has been announced that the Prime Minister will be wearing a brown paper bag with two eyeholes over his head. "We've realised that every time people saw Gordon Brown on the television that we lost...
Lord Mandelson was today forced to deny that he and Craig Revel Horwood are one and the same person. The theory came to light when Adam Bolton, Sky Political Editor, commented to camera when he thought he was off-air that he had never seen the two...
Your ace spoof reporter covered the Labour Party Conference in Brighton yesterday and along with everyone else there was surprised that Peter Mandelson speaks like a little girl sparking rumours he is having hormone therapy before a sex change operat...
London (Private ward, comfy bed, wide screen tv) Lord Mandelson, supreme ruler of the UK was recovering from surgery tonight after a 'large gland' was removed from his body. It is still a mystery how the foreign body came to be deep inside the nation...
London - (Reterus & Ass Mess): The proctologist who found a foreign body up the Lockerbie bomber's back passage is operating on Peter Mandelson's suspected brain tumor today. Royal Freak Hospital Prof V Smart said that a Mossad rectal implant...
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