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Funny story: Lord Mandelson is having second thoughts about his sexuality

Lord Mandelson is having second thoughts about his sexuality

Lord Peter Mandelson has anounced a split from his Brazilian male lover "Reynaldo" because he thinks he may have made a mistake for twenty years and could be a heterosexual. After spending a night with the ex TV comedian Michael Barrimore they di...

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Funny story: Chloe Hickinbottom bless her heart

Chloe Hickinbottom bless her heart

Ten year old, Chloe Hickinbottom has arrived on the scene at the perfect time. Her performance of "White Cliffs of Dover" on Britain's Got talent has resonanted in some unlikely places. The Labour ex government want her as their pin up girl. As t...

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Funny story: Maggie had the Falklands, Mandelson has his Armada

Maggie had the Falklands, Mandelson has his Armada

As a dire situation worsens, Lord Mandelson has danced into the highlights. Not satisfied with his dancing feet being splashed all over the Guardian, he has taken big steps to rescue, UK travellers stranded abroad. With some fancy moves, he has co...

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Funny story: The Queen Says No

The Queen Says No

Our esteemed leader, Gordon Brown, has visited The Queen to ask for the dissolution of Parliament ahead of the General Election, but she has flatly refused. Appearing briefly outside Buckingham Palace a flushed Gordon told reporters, "I will be co...

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Funny story: No Boy & Boy rooms at this B & B

No Boy & Boy rooms at this B & B

Bob Black runs a B & B in Bournemouth,and has put up a sign vacancies in his guest house but the sign also says NO BOY AND BOY ROOMS IN THIS B & B. This comes after a politician Chris Gayling,claimed that B & B owners had the right to tur...

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Funny story: Mandelson supports Green car but will not support Redcar

Mandelson supports Green car but will not support Redcar

Peter Mandelson the guy who is at the top of the list in every decision making board in Government has agreed to support a Green car. Under today's title as Business Secretary Mandelson has agreed to support the Ford Plant in Bridgend,with their £1.5...

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Funny story: Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Tel Aviv - (Tell Him Anything You Like!): Mossad high command has blamed Peter Mandelson's fetid IRA birth mother, a resident in the Persian Gulf, for the Dubai hit on a Hamas commander wanted for, er, something. Svetlana Khrushchev, 70, spawned t...

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Funny story: Mandelson to meet Illuminati to decide who wins next General Election

Mandelson to meet Illuminati to decide who wins next General Election

Lord Mandelson the most senior Illuminati member in politics in the UK is to go to a secret Illuminati meeting where it will be decided who is going to win the next General Election. Now you may think that the UK is a Democracy surely the people w...

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Funny story: Lord of the Illuminati is Lord Mandelson the Dark Lord

Lord of the Illuminati is Lord Mandelson the Dark Lord

Peter Mandelson has an amazing 35 cabinet committee posts his influence some would say control over Government decisions is supreme. Undercover reporter Harry Holmes has discovered that Lord Mandelson is a top member of the Illuminati and is know...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

In a shock revelation, Lord Peter Mangelson UK Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that he is to enter into a Civil Partnership with the well-known American golfer, Tiger Woods. At a press conference one hour...

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Funny story: Germ-Freak Howie Mandel Starts Screaming When A 12-Month-Old Baby Touches His Ankle

Germ-Freak Howie Mandel Starts Screaming When A 12-Month-Old Baby Touches His Ankle

BURBANK - The host of TVs game show Deal Or No Deal, Howie Mandel was reportedly taking a nap at his home when suddenly his maid, Gertrudina's 12-month-old baby accidentally touched the germ phobia freak Mandel on his left ankle. Mandel woke up sc...

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Funny story: Gorgon Brown in stab-vest shocker

Gorgon Brown in stab-vest shocker

London - (Drowning Street): Special protection officers have told UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to wear body armour during meetings with Lord of Misrule Peter Mandelson. Worried cops videotaped Brown's secret meeting last week behind a Clarence Ho...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown 'To Wear Paper Bag On Head' - Labour Spokesperson

Gordon Brown 'To Wear Paper Bag On Head' - Labour Spokesperson

Following private polling by the Labour Party, it has been announced that the Prime Minister will be wearing a brown paper bag with two eyeholes over his head. "We've realised that every time people saw Gordon Brown on the television that we lost...

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Funny story: Mandelson/Revel Horwood - are they twins?

Mandelson/Revel Horwood - are they twins?

Lord Mandelson was today forced to deny that he and Craig Revel Horwood are one and the same person. The theory came to light when Adam Bolton, Sky Political Editor, commented to camera when he thought he was off-air that he had never seen the two...

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Funny story: Mandelson Speaks like a Girl

Mandelson Speaks like a Girl

Your ace spoof reporter covered the Labour Party Conference in Brighton yesterday and along with everyone else there was surprised that Peter Mandelson speaks like a little girl sparking rumours he is having hormone therapy before a sex change operat...

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Funny story: Mandelson Fine After Op

Mandelson Fine After Op

London (Private ward, comfy bed, wide screen tv) Lord Mandelson, supreme ruler of the UK was recovering from surgery tonight after a 'large gland' was removed from his body. It is still a mystery how the foreign body came to be deep inside the nation...

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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber's bum doctor probes Mandy

Lockerbie bomber's bum doctor probes Mandy

London - (Reterus & Ass Mess): The proctologist who found a foreign body up the Lockerbie bomber's back passage is operating on Peter Mandelson's suspected brain tumor today. Royal Freak Hospital Prof V Smart said that a Mossad rectal implant...

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