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Funny story: Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

Katie Price and Alex Reid's Marriage Meltdown Headed For Splitsville

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were married in Las Vegas in February but the way things are going they could end up getting divorced before the end of the year in London. Reid says that he has had it with Katie ignoring him and only thinking a...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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Funny story: Peter Andre "admitted to psychiatric hospital."

Peter Andre "admitted to psychiatric hospital."

Unconfirmed reports seem to indicate that 'singer' Peter Andre has been admitted to a mental institution after suffering a total and irreversible breakdown. Sources are believed to have called for Andre to be sectioned under the Mental Health Act...

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Funny story: Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

All round nice guy Peter Andre has today revealed his plans to release a charity single with fellow Cypriot George Michael to help out the Greek government. In an interview with high-brow celebrity weekly Conceit, Peter said, "Oh man! I'm so conce...

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Funny story: Peter Andre To Perform At The Royal Albert Hall With Susan Boyle and Sarah Harding

Peter Andre To Perform At The Royal Albert Hall With Susan Boyle and Sarah Harding

LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just verified that Peter Andre will in fact be performing a concert together with Susan Boyle, aka SuBo; and Sarah Harding, aka The Hard One at The Royal Albert Hall. Andre has just finished record...

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Funny story: Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears

Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers. Katie has reportedly been calling Andre up...

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Funny story: Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Comedy legend, Dawn French, has today revealed the real reason behind her split with another comedy legend, Lenny Henry. In an interview with Sir Morgan of Talent, Dawn revealed, "I've been following Peter Andre since Mysterious Girl, I guess I'v...

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Funny story: Leave Alex Alone! - Warns Katie Price

Leave Alex Alone! - Warns Katie Price

A furious Katie Price today warned her knockers to leave Alex Reid alone after a flood of stories surfaced claiming that the cage dressing cross fighter was having a spot of bother inseminating his wife. Katie Price told a gathering of hardened re...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre. Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Everybody's favourite boulder-breasted, horse-riding, wedding-addicted glamour model Katie Price today announced that she was pleased and honoured to be in a position to offer full support to the charitable foundation 'Hand Relief' 'Hand Relief'...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid, the cage-fighting cross-dressing movie phenomenon and second husband belonging to Katie Price has stood up to his wife for the first time. Since marrying Reid earlier this year Katie Price has made a number of demands on her new husband...

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Funny story: Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Peter Andre in new love triangle twist

Rumours are circulating regarding a love triangle between Peter Andre, Susan Boyle and ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona, famous for her love of large quantities of frozen foods and fad diets. According to our sources Peter was caught climbing out of...

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Funny story: Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price did little to enhance her tarnished reputation Friday when she slapped an Old Age Pensioner over a parking bay dispute outside a Brighton store. An argument broke out when a man protested at Price's occupation of a disabled parking spa...

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Funny story: Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding Left Dazed And Confused By Kerry Katona - Peter Andre Affair

Sarah Harding Left Dazed And Confused By Kerry Katona - Peter Andre Affair

Members of Sarah Harding's 'Inner Circle' revealed exclusively to us today that the Girls Aloud bikini-babe with acting aspirations has all but given up on being selected as a target by internet malingerers masquerading as satirists. One confided...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Caught In Love Triangle With Cheryl Cole and Peter Andre

Justin Bieber Caught In Love Triangle With Cheryl Cole and Peter Andre

Teen heart-throb, Justin Bieber, has been caught up in one of the most captivating love triangles in recent memory. Over the past few days, Peter Andre, and Cheryl Cole, have become something of an item. Therefore, when Chezza said "Actually I am...

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