As Dwain Chambers left the High Court a disappointed man yesterday, thousands of musicians have been warned that they, too, face a lifetime ban from performing or making income from music if they test positive...
In a rare and coherent statement issued today, Pete Doherty informed the public, "I am not a tosser".
Your Horoscope with guest Astrologer Pete Doherty.
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse was today at the centre of a new contraversy after being film snorting baby mice alongside fellow rocker Pete Docherty.
The new album, "Prick a Little Sniff a Little," recently released by Rock band Babyshambles, is proving to be an explosive hit with junkies and crackheads the world over.
A report has been produced by 'What do they do Ltd?' citing such luminaries as Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty.
London - (Evangelical Mess): Eschewing traditional godsquad remedies like the Bible, the Koran, the Kabbala and 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has converted to Scientology.
London - (OMFG Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has tested positive inside the nutter wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs.
Druggie Pete Doherty has been given his own blood stained cell in Wormwood Scrubs after several prisoners expressed a desire to have what a prison officer described as "anal relations" with the singer.
London: (Mayfair Slammer): Pete Doherty, who has been arrested for trying to smoke the Olympic Torch being carried through London, has been caught using heroine in jail.
Pampered Pete Doherty has been given a jail cell to himself and a bunk with two mattresses.
Former Libertines star Pete Doherty has confided in his fellow inmates during his latest prison stint that he hopes for an early release in time for him to be able to join the race to become the next President of The United States of America.
In an unprecedented move today Pete Doherty, lead singer with the band Babyshambles, has apologised unreservedly to his family, Kate Moss, his fans, fellow band members, his record company and most of all, the paparazzi for appearing, for the third n...
Camden Town - (Infernal Mess): Babyshambles singer is rallying pals to stage a benefit gig for Camden's Whorely Arms which burnt down in a mysterious blaze this weekend.
London - (Dysfunctional Mess): Amy Winehouse is up the duff. And Babyshambles party-animal Pete Doherty is the chief suspect after 'ghosting' matrimonial duties during Amy's husband's incarceration at HMP Belmarsh.
Montego Bay - (Worse Ass Mess): Looking shagged out and pumped dry of any ability to produce so much as a nanogram of semen ever again Pete Doherty boarded his Ganja Sunshine Winter Tours jet back to London today.
Thames Magistrates Court - (Conspiritorial Mess): Babyshambles singer Peter Doherty was seen comforting Camden junkie Amy Winehouse today in what may be a cunning ruse to spring her husband Blake Fidel-Civil out of HMP Belmarsh where he is being held...
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