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Funny story: Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...

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Funny story: Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Washington DC: Following in the footsteps of his famous father, Indiana Jones Jr. has completed an archeological dig to determine the origin of the large drawings of spiders and monkeys located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru. UFO enthusiasts...

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Funny story: Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...

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Funny story: Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman. The case centers aroun...

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Funny story: Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...

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Funny story: Paddington Bear's Darkest Peruvian Origins Cast Shadow on Promising Political career

Paddington Bear's Darkest Peruvian Origins Cast Shadow on Promising Political career

In these days of worldwide Bear Markets, Paddington thought he had it made in the shade. That is until voters were reminded of the origins story behind the story. At first the British public was completely emamoured. His humble beginnings as a wa...

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Funny story: Joaquin Phoenix Has Moved To Peru

Joaquin Phoenix Has Moved To Peru

LIMA, Peru - Actor, musician, singer, and weird talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix has moved to the Andes Mountains of Peru. After appearing on David Letterman's Late Night Show on Feb. 11, 2009, Phoenix boarded a plane bound for Lima, Peru. Meanw...

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Funny story: Peru's Zoo Zigzag Zebra

Peru's Zoo Zigzag Zebra

Peru's main zoo, the Lemur Lima Zoo has a new addition this week, when Zelda the Zebra gave birth to a healthy zebra that keepers have named Deborah. Normally more famous for the lemur collection, the Peruvian zoo has caused an international stir...

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Funny story: Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

The government of Peru has introduced strict economic sanctions against itself. The South American republic has placed tariffs on its own steel, textiles and food, with all signs indicating that more are to follow. In a strongly-worded speech,...

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Funny story: Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.

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Funny story: Peruvian Ecologists Discover New Tribe

Peruvian Ecologists Discover New Tribe

Ecologists in Peru have discovered a previously unknown indigenous group living in the Amazon jungle near the Brazilian border.

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Sold on Ebay

Peru Meteor Sold on Ebay

Pasadena, California (IP) - The meteorite that landed in Peru and reportedly made people ill has been sold on Ebay.

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Funny story: Strange Illness Plagues Peruvian Village After Meterorite Strike

Strange Illness Plagues Peruvian Village After Meterorite Strike

Villagers in southern Peru were plagued by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a thunderous crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said.

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists studying the Peruvian meteor report that the meteor is curing the diseases of all who approach it. They now know exactly why the miracle cures are so effective.

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Described in Detail

Peru Meteor Described in Detail

Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists lowered into the giant meteor crater in Peru have issued a detailed report designed to help the lay public get a bird's eye view of exactly what the meteorite looks like in their mind' eye.

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Funny story: United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name...

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