Whiny website owner Perez Hilton has put a hit out on the Black Eyed Pea's star Will.I.am after the singer's minders punched the effeminate shit-stirrer in the nose. Hilton vowed revenge after the scuffle and immediately got in contact with his Ru...
LOS ANGELES - For the second time this week, Tinseltown website blogger Perez Hilton has been punched in the face. First it was Polo Molina, the manager of The Black Eyed Peas and now it is none other than 16-year-old Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Monta...
Toronto, Canada - A photo of infamous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, getting hit in the face by a fist, has now become more popular than many of the iconic images of the twenty-first century, including pictures of a Mr. J. Christ, a.k.a 'The Anoint...
Toronto, Canada - Perez Hilton, famed celebrity gossip columnist in Canada for a music industry awards show, was assaulted by part of his plated dinner. As a result, city employees, in support of the gay icon, have all gone on strike. Said Perez...
Toronto, Canada - Famous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, here for a Canadian music video awards show, is claiming to have been assaulted by a pea; and a green one at that, causing him to bleed actual blood. Police are investigating the allegatio...
Hollywood, California - Famous movie director, Brian DePlama, has just signed a deal with an independent film production company to remake his classic teenage horror film from the '70s: "Carrie". Roles originally played by Sissy Spacek and John Travi...
Hollywood, California - In an interview on the "Today" TV show infamous celebrity gossip blogger/political activist/expert beauty queen judge, Perez Hilton, said people named Jesus offend him. Speaking on behalf of Jews, Muslims and Atheists ever...
Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...
MANHATTAN (NY,NY) -- Perez Hilton is the Internet's most devilish gossip columnist and he currently resides in Manhattan with his pet poodle Mariel. His signature colors are blush and bashful. His favorite drink is a Viagra Martini, and his motto...
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