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Funny story: Perez Hilton puts hit out on Black Eyed Peas Singer

Perez Hilton puts hit out on Black Eyed Peas Singer

Whiny website owner Perez Hilton has put a hit out on the Black Eyed Pea's star Will.I.am after the singer's minders punched the effeminate shit-stirrer in the nose. Hilton vowed revenge after the scuffle and immediately got in contact with his Ru...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Punches Perez Hilton

Miley Cyrus Punches Perez Hilton

LOS ANGELES - For the second time this week, Tinseltown website blogger Perez Hilton has been punched in the face. First it was Polo Molina, the manager of The Black Eyed Peas and now it is none other than 16-year-old Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Monta...

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Funny story: Perez Hilton - "More Popular Than Jesus"

Perez Hilton - "More Popular Than Jesus"

Toronto, Canada - A photo of infamous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, getting hit in the face by a fist, has now become more popular than many of the iconic images of the twenty-first century, including pictures of a Mr. J. Christ, a.k.a 'The Anoint...

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Funny story: Perez Hilton Assaulted In Toronto - City Goes On Strike

Perez Hilton Assaulted In Toronto - City Goes On Strike

Toronto, Canada - Perez Hilton, famed celebrity gossip columnist in Canada for a music industry awards show, was assaulted by part of his plated dinner. As a result, city employees, in support of the gay icon, have all gone on strike. Said Perez...

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Funny story: Perez Hilton: "I've Been Assaulted By A Pea!"

Perez Hilton: "I've Been Assaulted By A Pea!"

Toronto, Canada - Famous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, here for a Canadian music video awards show, is claiming to have been assaulted by a pea; and a green one at that, causing him to bleed actual blood. Police are investigating the allegatio...

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Funny story: DePalma to shoot Carrie Prejean in "Carrie: Reloaded" also staring Perez Hilton

DePalma to shoot Carrie Prejean in "Carrie: Reloaded" also staring Perez Hilton

Hollywood, California - Famous movie director, Brian DePlama, has just signed a deal with an independent film production company to remake his classic teenage horror film from the '70s: "Carrie". Roles originally played by Sissy Spacek and John Travi...

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Funny story: US pageant judge/blogger, Perez Hilton, finds people named Jesus offensive

US pageant judge/blogger, Perez Hilton, finds people named Jesus offensive

Hollywood, California - In an interview on the "Today" TV show infamous celebrity gossip blogger/political activist/expert beauty queen judge, Perez Hilton, said people named Jesus offend him. Speaking on behalf of Jews, Muslims and Atheists ever...

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Funny story: Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...

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Funny story: Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President?

Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President?

MANHATTAN (NY,NY) -- Perez Hilton is the Internet's most devilish gossip columnist and he currently resides in Manhattan with his pet poodle Mariel. His signature colors are blush and bashful. His favorite drink is a Viagra Martini, and his motto...

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