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Funny story: Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...

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Funny story: Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Greg Hands, a shadow Treasury minister made a formal complaint against Tony McNulty, the government work, and pensions pig. The shadow treasury piggy claimed that: "£60,000 of taxpayers' swill has been scoffed in expenses at Mr McNulty's parents...

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Funny story: MP's Pension Fund to Join Class Action Against RBS

MP's Pension Fund to Join Class Action Against RBS

As several local authority pension schemes added their support to the class action lawsuit being brought against RBS in the US by Cherie Booth QC (Tony Blair's wife), it became apparent that the MP's own pension fund wants in on the action. The cl...

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Funny story: Dead up in arms over DWP underpayments

Dead up in arms over DWP underpayments

Some of the dead people who have received over £73 million in benefits from the DWP (Department for Work and Pensions) during 2008 are up in arms upon hearing that their entitlements weren't index linked to inflation. It appears that Mrs Letitia M...

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Funny story: Fred shreds UK pensioners

Fred shreds UK pensioners

"Sir" Fred Goodwin, disgraced ex-boss of RBS (losses £21 billion) has said he can't possibly be expected to survive on £703,000 per year and is asking for a rise. Because he is only 50 years old, "The Shred" is not entitled to £69.82 old-age pens...

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Funny story: Goodwin Pension Problem Solved

Goodwin Pension Problem Solved

Ministers were celebrating today after Harriet Harman found a way to stop Sir Fred Goodwin from taking his £693,000 per year pension. The issue had been a thorny one for the government because ministers had been complicit in the deal which led to Si...

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Funny story: Government Introduces Retrospective Pensions Law

Government Introduces Retrospective Pensions Law

Leader of the House of Commons Harridan Harperson has said that it is unacceptable that members of the Proletariat should have personal pensions, following the outcry over the massive payout to former RBS chairman Sir Fred Goodwin. Speaking on the...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Refuses To Hand Back Pension Points

Spoof Writer Refuses To Hand Back Pension Points

Uproar today in Spoofland as leading Spoofologist BuckwheatsButt refused to hand back points he had accrued in his pension package, despite the majority of Spoofers being in negative point equity as a result of the global points downturn. "It's ju...

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