A man who was injured when he trapped his penis in the zip of his jeans recently, has been awarded record damages of 50p. The man snagged his cock as he hastily tried to fasten his flyhole after having a piss in a shop doorway in Hull town centre...
"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...
Sirens, alarm bells and fire engines rushed to a dramatic emergency along the M1 near Luton on Saturday, ignoring cats stuck up trees and monkeys. They were called out after a Romanian trucker called the emergency line, reporting that he was stuck...
With an ego the size of Jupiter, and a constant desire for media attention because he feels insecure with himself, internationally-famous ghost hunter, Jonathan Casey, confessed last Tuesday that his penis is only 4 inches long when fully erect, and...
"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...
A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...
North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...
South Africa's security services have been accused of hacking a politician's phone after a private sex tape emerged. South Africans are gleefully sharing the video on WhatsApp and Home Affairs Minister Mr Gigaba apologised on Twitter to his family af...
A man has revealed how a night out with friends ended in agony and a hospital visit, after he carelessly got his cock trapped in his zip. Alan Smith, 28, had been breaking drinking records with his mates in pubs around downtown New York, and, as l...
After a long and hard night of drinking at his class reunion, walking back home in the rain, and then proceeding to throw up one of his kidneys, most of his internal organs, his spleen, his pancreas, the 1% of his liver that actually still works, and...
Go on, admit it. You know you did, but you don't want anyone to know. You are one of the millions who tuned into the Naked Jungle in June 2000 just to have a butcher's at cheeky chappy Cheggers' little winkle. You weren't disappointed. There he was just like a man-baby, not a hair in sight, so cute, with his little pink chubby body and his tiny baby willy. Heart warming. Keith later said it wa...
In a news conference held this morning in Louisburg, North Carolina, the maker of the erectile medication medication, Good & Plenty, the company announced that the Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg was indeed the writer of its on-line ads for...
In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: Th...
The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...
Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...
Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...
Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...
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