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Funny story: Bombing for Peace

Bombing for Peace

'The only way to get Peace is to go to War' announced a world leader who has asked not to be named, in case someone decides to bump him off. This was capped by George Unwell who remarked that 'War is Peace', explaining how peaceful the world would be after a everyone had disappeared in a cloud of dust. 'Cockroaches could thrive and no one would be able to step on them' he cried triumphantly.

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Funny story: Taliban to create version of The Office.

Taliban to create version of The Office.

The Taliban have won a bid for the rights to develop their own unique take of the hit British television show The Office. Analysts are hailing the move to create an Afghan based version of 'The Office' as a step back from the Taliban's previous refu...

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Funny story: "Planking" for Peace

"Planking" for Peace

Seattle, Washington - In an effort to draw attention to their cause for peace "Plankers" have planned what they are calling "Planking Across America". In this event they hope to form one continuous human plank chain over mountains, buildings and wat...

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Funny story: Peace deal leaves palestinian families fatherless

Peace deal leaves palestinian families fatherless

PALESTINE - In an ironic twist of events, a no-strings-attatched peace deal struck with Israel this weekend has left 90% of Palestinian families without a father. After a strong exchange of views during peace negotiations this morning, leaders on bot...

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Funny story: BBC Airs Documentary "Normal Israelis"

BBC Airs Documentary "Normal Israelis"

The BBC has aired a new documentary called "Normal Israelis". It looks into a group of people living in Israel called the Normal Israelis, who although previously unheard-of actually make up the majority of Israel's population. The documentary fol...

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Funny story: China's Response To Nobel Peace Prize Goofed Up By Interpreter Errors

China's Response To Nobel Peace Prize Goofed Up By Interpreter Errors

China yesterday sacked its official Chinese-to-English interpreter after it was found that translation errors had created misunderstanding about its response to the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize. Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, using Pinyi...

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Funny story: World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

NEW YORK CITY - At the Headquarters of the United Nations (UN), all the delegates agreed on a new binding doctrine for everybody on World Peace. Hold your leader to hostage. World peace, an idea thought of during the period between the world wars...

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Funny story: Cash for Peace

Cash for Peace

Washington--Washington offered Israel $3 billion in military aid and will not support any United Nations resolution to recognize Palestine as a sovereign nation. "We decided that the best way to get peace in the Middle East is to offer Israel lo...

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Funny story: President Obama Declares Peace

President Obama Declares Peace

In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared 'State Of The Union' speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation: "My fellow Americans. I have decided to declare peace with the entire Musl...

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Funny story: Hamas criticises US over peace talks

Hamas criticises US over peace talks

The leader of Hamas, Mohammed Moeggs, today criticised President Obama over the recent Middle East peace talks. He said, "Every time there is a new American president, he comes to the Middle East to try to kick-start the peace talks between the Pa...

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Funny story: Dog in a Hat wants World Peace

Dog in a Hat wants World Peace

The village of Cocksend's local dog in a hat has asked for World Peace as a special gift for his 2nd Birthday. Speaking through an interpreter, Sparky told a crowd of journalists that he appreciates all the bones and little furry toys with bells i...

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Funny story: Blair Peace Envoy from Prison Cell

Blair Peace Envoy from Prison Cell

In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison. A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war crimin...

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Funny story: Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

It's so nice of the State Department to send Imam Abdul Rauf, the "Ground Zero Imam" on a taxpayer paid goodwill tour through the Middle East. No doubt it's money well spent. Speaking in the capital of that country, Manama, Rauf loudly proclaimed that he's out to "Americanize Islam," What he exactly meant by this wasn't clarified. Some skeptics might say he was momentarily confused and meant t...

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Funny story: Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Following in the footsteps of Labourites Frank Field, John Hutton and Alan Milburn, Tony Blair is set to join the Government as an adviser. He will become the Peace Czar. This gesture from the Coalition Government to Blair is seen as an attempt to...

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Funny story: Whales peace plan set to sink or swim

Whales peace plan set to sink or swim

A proposal aimed at bridging the split between whales and sharks will almost certainly come to King Neptune for a decision this year. Sources say it could involve sharks accepting quotas below current levels; but Iceland is opposing proposed catch...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler accepts Nobel Peace Prize

Adolf Hitler accepts Nobel Peace Prize

President Adolf Hitler has said Germany must uphold moral standards when waging wars that are necessary and justified, as he accepted his Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. In his speech he defended the role of Germany in the Soviet Union, arguing the use...

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