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Funny story: Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Despite the sea of controversy surrounding Paula Deen and the abundance of sponsors who have decided to drop her, two Deen-themed cruises are still set to sail in 2014. Literature recently mailed out to prospective passengers specifically stated t...

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Funny story: Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Savannah, Georgia -- Ex-celebrity chef Paula Deen has placed another success on the bestseller list. The work is called "The Suicide Watch Cookbook: Dining And Dying." "A suicide watch can be a tremendous waste of time, if you don't plan ahead,"...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson has just given birth to her second child. She stated that she can hardly wait to loose all the weight she gained so that she can get back into her Daisy Duke short shorts and show off her gorgeous 32-year-old body.

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Funny story: Paula Deen Admits She Once Threw An Empty Dixie Cup In The Parking Lot of A Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack

Paula Deen Admits She Once Threw An Empty Dixie Cup In The Parking Lot of A Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that it looks like before it's all over she may have to end up selling her beloved Cornbread Acres Estates in Savannah, Georgia. Deen was interviewed by Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency and the 66-y...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town writer-director Quentin Tarrantino sat down with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and talked about his Civil War movie Django Unchained, Paula Deen, and the "N" word. Tarrantino said that he cannot believe all the turmoil that...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To See Paula Deen's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Wants To See Paula Deen's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the multi-billionaire who prides himself as being known as The Birther Baron, has just stated that he wants to see Paula Deen's birth certificate. When asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue why, the funky-hai...

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Funny story: Deen and Gee to Merge Talents

Deen and Gee to Merge Talents

Paula Deen and Dr. E. Gordon Gee, met today in New York City. Their meeting was the culmination of an intense, one day, "think tank" meeting they had with Don Rickels, Don Imus, and Jim Tressel, the once credible football coach at Ohio State, and a p...

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Funny story: Paula Deen To Matt Lauer - No Matt, I Am Not A Member of The KKK!

Paula Deen To Matt Lauer - No Matt, I Am Not A Member of The KKK!

NEW YORK CITY - Matt Lauer is not exactly known for being a compassionate individual and in fact Vice-President Joe Biden has compared his cold, dull personality to that of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. Lauer interviewed Paula Deen on the Tod...

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Funny story: Paula Deen Dejected, Down, and Depressed But Thrilled About A New Job Offer

Paula Deen Dejected, Down, and Depressed But Thrilled About A New Job Offer

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that she has learned her lesson, and that is that one really needs to keep one's mouth shut when it comes to anything to do with the dreaded "N" word. Deen talking to Fitzwater Ribicoff with American Spotlight M...

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Funny story: President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he was shocked to hear that the televison cooking woman, Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network for using the dreaded "N" word. The president said that he has met Miss Paula on several occasions...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...

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Funny story: Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...

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Funny story: Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

NEW YORK CITY - Paula Deen flew to New York City from her Southern mansion in Savannah, Georgia to do a bit of damage control. The Southern cooking show maven appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. According to American...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked about the two times she's appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She revealed to Morgan that dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy was the greatest thing in the world but i...

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Funny story: Paula Deen Getting That Huge Navel Orange Look

Paula Deen Getting That Huge Navel Orange Look

MEMPHIS - Paula Deen was in Memphis visiting her high school home economics teacher Mrs. Orchid Burlapinski. Mrs. Burlapinski, who turned 91, on January 19, which also happens to be Paula's birthday as well, was shocked to see that her former pupi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Star In Her Own Reality Cooking Show Called "Like Gosh What Is That Smell Coming From The Kitchen?"

Paris Hilton To Star In Her Own Reality Cooking Show Called "Like Gosh What Is That Smell Coming From The Kitchen?"

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is worried sick that people do not care about her anymore. Fondue, who is regarded as the hair stylist to the stars, asked the fake blonde, do-nothing socialit...

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