News which will take the sporting community by force. Paul the Psychic Octopus was assassinated a few days ago, following rumours that England will win the World Cup Bid. Russian tourists Vladimir and Putin have been arrested in Germany, and ha...
Sunday was a turning point in Sorrento. Wandering down to the restaurant overlooking the Bay of Naples, one couldn't help but feel interested in the variety of food on offer. Deciding I would try the shrimp, my initial reaction to the word CALIMARI was that of a mild pasta sauce. How wrong could a guy be. Out came a dozen shrimps on a bed of what appeared to be onion rings. Chewy onion ri...
Suspicion surrounds the death of Paul the Octopus. Although Paul had exceeded the natural life span for an octopus (around two years) a well placed management contact at the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen where Paul lived has leaked details of an int...
News has already circulated about the death of Paul The Octopus, nobody could have predicted the widespread grief felt accross the globe, for an octopus. Truly the Peoples Octopus, Paul meant so much to so many. Often to be seen doing charity wor...
Paul the amazing octopus, famous for his fearless predictions at the recent FIFA World Cup, has been murdered by a gang of Dutch herring intent on exacting revenge for the mighty mollusc's prediction that the Netherlands football team would go down t...
Paul, the predicting oracle of World cup football fame has died, everyone knows, of old age. Not true. "He didn't die in his sleep as the zoo officials have been claiming," says his keeper in charge, "he was murdered, by the agents of the hitherto...
During the World Cup in South Africa, Paul, a German octopus tipped several games correctly and became a world wide sensation with both fans and Asian illegal bookmakers? Sadly, Paul has died, AAAGH, but there are suspicious circumstances surround...
The Octopus named Paul who was right with his world cup predictions has died in mysterious circumstances. Betting firms are strongly suspected of foul play. However a spokesanimal for the Beast Betting Bureau (BBB) announced the amazing feats of a...
BERLIN: From his home - in an aquarium in Berlin - comes news that Paul the octopus, who shot to fame for his spot-on game-win predictions during this year's football World Cup in South Africa, has ... died! Unfortunately the many-tentacled mollusk...
World cup prediction machine housed in the body of a mature Octopus named Paul, died yesterday in Germany at the age of two and a half years. Not to lose out on the publicity or the opportunity, Paul was quickly sold to a local seafood restaurant...
Germany - (Fishy Tales): An occult funeral ceremony flanked by London College of Sidekick Studies coffin bearers will see the World Cup psychic octopus' remains buried at sea tomorrow. Former handlers at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre aquarium hom...
Germany - (Fishy Tales): "We found him belly up this morning," dismayed staff at the Sea Life Oberhausen Aquariuam said today, "an Octoplasm News magazine story about Wayne and Coleen's wedding prenup in his withered tentacle." Paul the psychic c...
Congratulations go out to David and Samantha Cameron on the birth of their new baby girl. The little one arrived earlier than expected, during the Camerons' vacation in Cornwall. David did say he wasn't too surprises as Samantha's tend to come...
The furore over the ability of Paul the Octopus has come to an abrupt end with the discovery of an even more brilliant sea living creature. Sammy the Sardine - known as the Soothsayer - has developed a complex predictive computer model system whic...
Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during a speech he was giving at a national youth conference, condemned Paul, the Psychic Octopus as nothing more than a sham, a fake. He even went so far as to tell the young people that Octopi cannot communic...
Oh where oh where has psychic Paul gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Since his plucky escape two days ago there has been no sign of Paul the Psychic Octopus. Now rumors abound that the mystical mollusk may have ended up as a marinated mouthful on...
Saying "I've had enough", Paul the Octopus used his nimble tentacles to pop the lid off his tank and pull off a plucky escape. Running away with him was pregnant girl-friend Paulina. German zoo officials commented: "Ve hef abzoolootly no idea ve...
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