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Funny story: Paul McCartney's $13m condo bid bombs as Carnegie Hill co-op board rejects residency

Paul McCartney's $13m condo bid bombs as Carnegie Hill co-op board rejects residency

New York - The singer's dreams of purchasing a sprawling 16th floor condo in one of the Museum Mile's tony white-glove apartment blocks has gone down the pan after a co-op board's decision said 'No more downmarket non-billionaires, thanks!' For ye...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Do Beatles, Paul McCartney Album (Taking Break To Record)

Justin Bieber To Do Beatles, Paul McCartney Album (Taking Break To Record)

I guess a lot of older fans of Justin Bieber could see this one coming and they seemed to be in favor as a whole. But, we now here that Justin Bieber is taking time off to go over a lot of the Beatles stuff that he has purchased to record and to reco...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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Funny story: Heather Mills In Another Rage Incident, Gets Even With Tournament Official

Heather Mills In Another Rage Incident, Gets Even With Tournament Official

Heather Mills, who told Paralympics official Sylvana Mestre "you don't know who I am, I will make your life miserable," just bought the mortgage company that holds the mortgage on Mestre's house and evicted her using alimony money from Paul McCartney...

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Funny story: George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice. George,...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

This August marks the 44th anniversary of the Tate-LaBianca murders, a brutal killing spree orchestrated by a lunatic named Charles Manson. Manson's justification for the murders was that a Beatles song--"Helter Skelter", largely written by me--prophesized a violent uprising in which blacks would murder most of the white race. Manson believed that the Tate-LaBianca murders would spark the...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Talks To Queen Elizabeth About Possibly Purchasing Buckingham Palace

Paul McCartney Talks To Queen Elizabeth About Possibly Purchasing Buckingham Palace

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney flew to the Big Apple to visit an old friend who was having uvula surgery at Brooklyn's Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital. As the former Beatle left Sal General he was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Gl...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Wants To Buy YouTube

Paul McCartney Wants To Buy YouTube

CHICAGO - Paul McCartney was in the Windy City visiting his number one fan Oprah Winfrey. McCartney had invited Ms. Winfrey out to dinner but she declined saying that she is trying to lose some of the 75 pounds she has recently gained. Sir Paul...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just broken the news that Adele and Cheryl Cole will soon be going into the recording studio to record a song that was written especially for them by Paul McCartney. Seacrest said that Cheryl called him up and told...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - The hosts of the new talk show The Viagra View, Regis Philbin and Larry King have announced that they have booked former Beatles Paul McCartney, Hollywood movie icon Clint Eastwood, and former Disney starlet Selena Gomez. Philbin,...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7. Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...

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Funny story: Gee, Paul McCartney never heard that question before

Gee, Paul McCartney never heard that question before

LONDON, U.K.--English rock legend Paul McCartney was apparently surprised yesterday, when he was given a question which he totally hasn't heard before. The singer-songwriter claimed that not once in his 50 years of public life has he been forced to a...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Sir Paul McCartney has announced he is to release a new updated version of The Beatles 1968 classic 'Hey Jude'. Sir Paul, who performed Hey Jude during his recent live London 2012 Olympic Games opening ceremony gig on 27 July impressed himself so muc...

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