In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself. It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personal...
Spilling the details of a private conversation had between himself and former president George W. Bush, Pat Robertson tells reporters that the current economic state is a result of God's punishment for Bush enjoying a personal "Wank" in the privacy o...
It was the sort of lazy Sunday morning in October when most Americans were forced to put on shoes and a jacket to retrieve the morning paper from the frosted front lawn. Following the paces of an average Midwestern blue collar citizen, Hyrum Beebletutz sat in his comfortable recliner, turned on the TV and opened his paper. He flipped the channels a bit, stopping on a replay of a Pat Robertson...
Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): God hates Marxist military dictatorships so much that He sent in His fabled Old Testament typhoon and earthquake machines to run riot through godless hellholes like Myanmar and China.
Virginia Beach - (Polygamist Ass Mess): Rev Pat Robertson will hold secret talks with the Pope next week about a potentially explosive 1963 child custody deal that named Joseph Ratzinger as Warren Jeff's biological father.
Buffallo - (Bluffalot Mess): Hallelujah! Missing evangelical pastor the Rev Pat Robertson has been found at last, totally ratarsed inside a gay strip club outside Dayton, Ohio, according to reports today.
Tel Aviv, Israel - (Tectonic Mess): Fundamentalist Virginia Beach TV preacher and protein-defying ageing pancake salesman, the Reverend Pat Robertson, is cock-a-hoop today following the news that Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has blamed gays for a series...
Rio de Janeiro - (Ungodly Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson is in fine fettle this week after living proof that the Almighty is finally siding with him about ungodly papists ruining religion.
Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.
Washington D.C. -- During a news conference today, Christian Coalition founder, Pat Robertson, endorsed Rudy Giuliani in what he characterized as the "ongoing fight against Evil." Robertson explained, "Well, I've prayed to the Lord for months no...
Washington, D.C. - Surprising fundamental Christians in the United States, Pat Robertson announced today his support of Republican Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani, whose views on abortion and lifestyle has been all but what Robertson has been pr...
Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...
Richmond, Virginia - (Ass Mess): A student has claimed First Amendment satire rights after a lifelike photo of protein-defying ageing pancake salesman and evangelical TV pundit the Reverend Pat Robertson was posted in the Top Ten Shits division of th...
Barking Kabbalah Center, London - (Rabid Bonkers Press): Disgraced ex-spook David Shayler has hotly refuted claims that the Reverend Pat Robertson is personally responsible for directing the course of Hurricane Dean, as reported by The Spoof'...
Huntington, Utah - (Ass Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has been quick to attribute God's wrath on 'perverted fundamentalist Mormon felons such as Warren Jeffs' for today's Utah earthquake which is believed to have triggered a mine...
New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.
Florida - (Ass mess): The US's top charismatic, evangelical, superstition-peddling preacher Reverend Pat Robertson has finally received the divine omen he has been waiting for all his life as a bolt from the blue struck a fellow fundamentalist wi...
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