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Funny story: Straight Talk with the Devil

Straight Talk with the Devil

In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself. It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personal...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson Blames Economy on 2002 Bush Wanking Incident

Pat Robertson Blames Economy on 2002 Bush Wanking Incident

Spilling the details of a private conversation had between himself and former president George W. Bush, Pat Robertson tells reporters that the current economic state is a result of God's punishment for Bush enjoying a personal "Wank" in the privacy o...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson, Robert Tilton and Don Stewart Squint for God

Pat Robertson, Robert Tilton and Don Stewart Squint for God

It was the sort of lazy Sunday morning in October when most Americans were forced to put on shoes and a jacket to retrieve the morning paper from the frosted front lawn. Following the paces of an average Midwestern blue collar citizen, Hyrum Beebletutz sat in his comfortable recliner, turned on the TV and opened his paper. He flipped the channels a bit, stopping on a replay of a Pat Robertson...

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Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson blames satanic Marxism for Myanmar and China disasters

Rev Pat Robertson blames satanic Marxism for Myanmar and China disasters

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): God hates Marxist military dictatorships so much that He sent in His fabled Old Testament typhoon and earthquake machines to run riot through godless hellholes like Myanmar and China.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson to meet Pope about 'goddawful Warren Jeffs business'

Pat Robertson to meet Pope about 'goddawful Warren Jeffs business'

Virginia Beach - (Polygamist Ass Mess): Rev Pat Robertson will hold secret talks with the Pope next week about a potentially explosive 1963 child custody deal that named Joseph Ratzinger as Warren Jeff's biological father.

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Funny story: Missing Pastor Pat Robertson Found In Gay Ohio Strip Club

Missing Pastor Pat Robertson Found In Gay Ohio Strip Club

Buffallo - (Bluffalot Mess): Hallelujah! Missing evangelical pastor the Rev Pat Robertson has been found at last, totally ratarsed inside a gay strip club outside Dayton, Ohio, according to reports today.

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Funny story: Sodomy & Gomorrah Joy: Israeli MP/Rev Pat Robertson Fan Blames Gays for Tremors

Sodomy & Gomorrah Joy: Israeli MP/Rev Pat Robertson Fan Blames Gays for Tremors

Tel Aviv, Israel - (Tectonic Mess): Fundamentalist Virginia Beach TV preacher and protein-defying ageing pancake salesman, the Reverend Pat Robertson, is cock-a-hoop today following the news that Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has blamed gays for a series...

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Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson's rants vindicated as lightning strikes Rio's Christ the Redeemer

Rev Pat Robertson's rants vindicated as lightning strikes Rio's Christ the Redeemer

Rio de Janeiro - (Ungodly Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson is in fine fettle this week after living proof that the Almighty is finally siding with him about ungodly papists ruining religion.

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Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.

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Funny story: Televangelist Pat Robertson Endorses Devil in Fight Against Satan

Televangelist Pat Robertson Endorses Devil in Fight Against Satan

Washington D.C. -- During a news conference today, Christian Coalition founder, Pat Robertson, endorsed Rudy Giuliani in what he characterized as the "ongoing fight against Evil." Robertson explained, "Well, I've prayed to the Lord for months no...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson backs Giuliani; denies Christian Right is fracturing, as he calls on all 700 Club members to convert to Judaism

Pat Robertson backs Giuliani; denies Christian Right is fracturing, as he calls on all 700 Club members to convert to Judaism

Washington, D.C. - Surprising fundamental Christians in the United States, Pat Robertson announced today his support of Republican Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani, whose views on abortion and lifestyle has been all but what Robertson has been pr...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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Funny story: First Amendment Satire Plea as Student Busted for Posting Pat Robertson Pic on Faecesbook Webshite

First Amendment Satire Plea as Student Busted for Posting Pat Robertson Pic on Faecesbook Webshite

Richmond, Virginia - (Ass Mess): A student has claimed First Amendment satire rights after a lifelike photo of protein-defying ageing pancake salesman and evangelical TV pundit the Reverend Pat Robertson was posted in the Top Ten Shits division of th...

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Funny story: Disgraced ex-spook Shayler slams Pat Robertson's Hurricane Dean claims

Disgraced ex-spook Shayler slams Pat Robertson's Hurricane Dean claims

Barking Kabbalah Center, London - (Rabid Bonkers Press): Disgraced ex-spook David Shayler has hotly refuted claims that the Reverend Pat Robertson is personally responsible for directing the course of Hurricane Dean, as reported by The Spoof'...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames fundamentalist Mormons for Utah earthquake and mining disaster

Pat Robertson blames fundamentalist Mormons for Utah earthquake and mining disaster

Huntington, Utah - (Ass Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has been quick to attribute God's wrath on 'perverted fundamentalist Mormon felons such as Warren Jeffs' for today's Utah earthquake which is believed to have triggered a mine...

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Funny story: Missing preacher's wife found working in NY fast food joint

Missing preacher's wife found working in NY fast food joint

New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.

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Funny story: Divine omen for Pat Robertson as religious book-peddler struck by lightning

Divine omen for Pat Robertson as religious book-peddler struck by lightning

Florida - (Ass mess): The US's top charismatic, evangelical, superstition-peddling preacher Reverend Pat Robertson has finally received the divine omen he has been waiting for all his life as a bolt from the blue struck a fellow fundamentalist wi...

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