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Funny story: Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motoring organization the CA (Car Association) is advising drivers across the UK to take cans of yellow spray paint on their journeys tonight after receiving reports of weather happy parking wardens exploiting snow obscured parking spaces on the say...

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Funny story: Scandalous hospital car parking charges

Scandalous hospital car parking charges

NHS hospitals have taken advantage of the government scrapping its plans to dispense with car parking charges. In some cases, individual hospitals have increased parking charges by as much as 150%. One such example is St Moribund's Hospital, which...

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Funny story: This is serious shit

This is serious shit

This is definitely serious shit for any of you planning on visiting Whitby. Most 'readers' know me by now and I do not take the 'S-word' lightly.....I mean 'SERIOUS'... If you are planning a visit to the wonderful seaside town of Whitby DO NOT GO THERE AFTER 11 a.m. Trust me! We tried it. Even WITH a 'blue disabled' card belonging to my mam (who WAS with us by the way) we could NOT fi...

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Funny story: Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...

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Funny story: Clamp down on Clampers

Clamp down on Clampers

Home Office minister has successfully pushed through a bill to oust Clampers from England's privately owned land. This has come as a great relief to a number of MPs who have been parking their cars on an abandoned lot around the back of Westminste...

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Funny story: New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...

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Funny story: Parking Lot Vultures Cost Society Plenty

Parking Lot Vultures Cost Society Plenty

Los Angeles. CA. Here in the city of Angels driving is the only way to get there, and when you get there you have to put your car somewhere. The University of California at Disneyland has conducted a three-year study of parking lot dynamics that...

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Funny story: Revealed: Just Why All Those Disabled Bays Are Empty

Revealed: Just Why All Those Disabled Bays Are Empty

Ever gone shopping and been unable to park in the car park? Ever seen a dozen empty disabled parking bays? Now the Daily Fascist can reveal why. It is because not every disabled person in your area goes to the shops at the same time as you. The craft...

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Funny story: California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

The State of California has announced plans to install parking meters beside the beds of several Hollywood movie and entertainment starlets. The Department of Transportation has been instructed to install the machines beside the beds of Paris Hilton...

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Funny story: Lunatic traffic warden has English village living in fear

Lunatic traffic warden has English village living in fear

Britain's most hated Traffic Warden, Geoffrey Showboat, is in the headlines again. Mr Showboat, 53, dubbed 'The Human Ticket Machine' has issued more than 20,000 tickets in this financial year, completely outstripping previous Olympic standard bas...

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Funny story: Car Park Giant to buy the M6

Car Park Giant to buy the M6

In a bold move, the UK car-parking giant, Terrific Car Parks (TCP) have made an audacious bid to buy the M6 off the Highways Agency. Whilst they plan to keep most of the main arterial motorway exactly the same, motorists can expect some changes to...

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Funny story: Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

A local man used electric hedge-trimmers to sever his arms and legs from his body just so that he could get access to the only disabled parking space in the area. John Smythe, 42, was sick and tired of never being able to find a parking space when...

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Funny story: Dead US man gets parking tickets

Dead US man gets parking tickets

New York - A millionaire philanthropist, Johnstone Harriman III, has been found dead in his stretched limousine, five days after his chauffeur walked away for a cigarette and some take-out food. The chauffeur, Lance Butterworth, succumbed to food poi...

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Funny story: Austrian Woman Owes $30,000 In Parking Tickets

Austrian Woman Owes $30,000 In Parking Tickets

An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros ($30,860), police said Tuesday. Apparently, the 38-year-old civil servant from the southern city of Graz w...

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Funny story: Home Secretary to get tough on wheel clampers

Home Secretary to get tough on wheel clampers

After continued requests to successive Home Secretaries for almost 15 years to do something about wheel clampers, Jacqui Smith has decided the Government will act. She said" "We have been in government for over 5, er, 6, er 10 years, er, we've bee...

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Funny story: Use of psychic paper may confound the parking ticket industry

Use of psychic paper may confound the parking ticket industry

Now that psychic paper has gone on sale at branches of Ryman's, NAUBCCPA, the National Association of Unrelenting Bloody Council Car Parking Attendants, has expressed concern that it may affect the effectiveness of their members in issuing motori...

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Funny story: Forged disabled parking permits nailed Matthew Mellon hacking gang

Forged disabled parking permits nailed Matthew Mellon hacking gang

Southwark Crown Court - (Conspiracy Mess): Two bent ex-Met cops working on espionage assignments for US banking and oil heir Matthew Mellon were nailed for a multi-million fraud scam today.

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