VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...
BEVERLY HILLS - The Hair Stylist To The Stars, FuFi Fondue, has just revealed that Paris Hilton is desperate to get back into the limelight. The flamboyant hair stylist said that Paris was in his salon a few days ago and (Paris) cannot believe the...
NEW YORK CITY - Friends and relatives of Tinsel Town's most famous do-nothing celebutante are still shocked at Paris Hilton's behavior when she was a guest on The View. Hilton appeared on the show dressed in a pair of skimpy Daisy Duke short short...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton recently told a friend that she was going to have to do something to get herself back on the front pages of the Tinsel Town publications and celebrity news programs. So she and an old high school girlfriend identified...
It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy. According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at...
Paris Hilton got oiled just before being fisted by Kim Kardashian during their first encounter together after they spent a moment clintching each other and breathing hard. Kardashian reportedly stated that she was tired and had to take a rest afte...
SHERMAN OAKS - It's no secret throughout LaLaLand that Charlie Sheen has been trying to get it on with Paris Hilton since the two appeared in an Attila The Hun Scotch commercial three years ago. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight it appears that t...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name. Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she wil...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton has just announced that she has agreed to star in her very own television beach-police show Baywatch Blue. Paris met with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills.
LOS ANGELES - The staff and patients at The Cliffside Manor Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles were thrilled to see Lindsay "The Whiner" Lohan finally leave the facility. Lohan had originally been placed at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but the...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has always felt a little bit insecure about herself although she will move mountains to keep from admitting it publicly. The celebutante who is famous for pretty much doing nothing recently confided to a close friend that...
Having had the misfortune to have been named after both a French city and a hotel, heiress Paris Hilton "never had a chance," Freudian psychoanalyst Ima Shrink contends, explaining, "She lacks penis envy." Be that as it may, many consider Hilton to be a "tremendous success," the heiress mom, Kathy Hilton, insists. "How many other young women without talent, looks, or brains have become the sens...
LA BREA - Paris and her mom were having breakfast at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner when she overheard someone in the next table mention the word lesbian. Paris put down her chorizo and egg breakfast taco and asked the woman if she was ta...
It's been awhile since we have heard from Paris Hilton and last weekend she reappeared with startling news. Hilton hotels will be the first Hotel on the moon...yes the moon. When asked about this news she replied "Yes bit-h, the moon is hot! T...
BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...
SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than...
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